Zorpadorp

Bogged and blogged

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Welcome to my blog

Hi! My name is Zorp,, welcome to my blog! This is mainly gonna be a space to shitpost if I'm being honest, I need a silly place to say silly things.

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Ghouls upon ye, wenches. May your timbers shiver

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Doing bumps off the narcan like it’s poppers

shittin’ my britches tonight 👊😎

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Bring back rabies pride

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Busted in her nostril, calling it a nose job

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Call it a lobotomy, the way I be scrambling her brain with my pole 🥴

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Yall aren’t ready for the shit I’m on

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Following my enemies on instagram so I can stalk their account, accidentally like a photo from 2012, and immediately self immolate

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There are two wolves inside of me, and we all saw you from across the bar and figured we’d say hi 😘

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Going on internet deep dives is all fun and games, until you’ve spent 4 hours looking into “SteezNuts”, a self-proclaimed dickmaxxing iron-crotch master who TOTALLY isn’t into it as a fetish

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Do 'yall remember those Bumble dating ads that were like, dead silent? Like, I'm over here watching internet deepdives, and a friendly looking interracial couple against a bright yellow background flash themselves onto my screen, music free, and ask me if I'm lonely for an unskippable 30 seconds

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Am I dangerously manic, full of adderall, and driving with one hand to look like I'm cool and my dick is big,,....or....uh,,...um...or am....

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I once dropped a diss track so nefarious the FBI tried to convince the public it never happened. Hit so hard I got put in witness protection.

I miss my wife

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Foaming at the mouth, listening to Nickelback on ketamine. You may not like it, but this is what true patriotism looks like.

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'Yall ever have the urge to start mewing? Just to feel something??