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Hi! My name is Zorp,, welcome to my blog! This is mainly gonna be a space to shitpost if I'm being honest, I need a silly place to say silly things.
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@zorpadorp
Welcome to my blog
Hi! My name is Zorp,, welcome to my blog! This is mainly gonna be a space to shitpost if I'm being honest, I need a silly place to say silly things.
Ghouls upon ye, wenches. May your timbers shiver
Doing bumps off the narcan like it’s poppers
shittin’ my britches tonight 👊😎
Bring back rabies pride
Busted in her nostril, calling it a nose job
Call it a lobotomy, the way I be scrambling her brain with my pole 🥴
Yall aren’t ready for the shit I’m on
Following my enemies on instagram so I can stalk their account, accidentally like a photo from 2012, and immediately self immolate
There are two wolves inside of me, and we all saw you from across the bar and figured we’d say hi 😘
Going on internet deep dives is all fun and games, until you’ve spent 4 hours looking into “SteezNuts”, a self-proclaimed dickmaxxing iron-crotch master who TOTALLY isn’t into it as a fetish
Do 'yall remember those Bumble dating ads that were like, dead silent? Like, I'm over here watching internet deepdives, and a friendly looking interracial couple against a bright yellow background flash themselves onto my screen, music free, and ask me if I'm lonely for an unskippable 30 seconds
Am I dangerously manic, full of adderall, and driving with one hand to look like I'm cool and my dick is big,,....or....uh,,...um...or am....
I once dropped a diss track so nefarious the FBI tried to convince the public it never happened. Hit so hard I got put in witness protection.
I miss my wife
Foaming at the mouth, listening to Nickelback on ketamine. You may not like it, but this is what true patriotism looks like.
'Yall ever have the urge to start mewing? Just to feel something??