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“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel…or something…” Nikolai pulled a disgusted expression, raising the copy in his hands. “People actually buy this garbage?”
Zosia couldn’t help but laugh as he read. “ Go on, I wanna know more about the chocolate voiced man. ” they chuckled, shaking her head. “ apparently so. I think it may be because they’re not getting laid enough -- or their man of the moment is sexually incompetent, you have to fill the void with something. ”










