๋࣭ ⭑ lads, one piece, bnha (i don't write x readers for bnha, sorry!), tears of themis (maybe?) , zenless zone zero (i fucking love hugo vlad and lycaon they should kiss and i should kiss them)๋࣭ ⭑
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"You're kidding me, right? You have to be joking?"
"No, Miss Utsume," Replies the nurse, swallowing thickly. "When the alarm went off in this room, all we found was her baby. There was no sign of her at all."
The baby in question is wrapped up in her fathers' arms, big yellow eyes with diamond-like pupils gazing up at him curiously as he stares right back at her. His heart swells, glancing at the tufts of dark blue hair that poke out of her head. Tiny hands reach up, fingers gently dancing across his nose, to his lips, to his beard where they—
"OW—" The other people in the room turn to him as he grunts in pain. "No, no, little one- my beard isn't a toy…! Izacchi," He turns to his sister-in-law, helpless as his baby starts pulling and tugging on his blue beard. Izacchi snickers.
"I told you to shave before you came up here,"
"And how else will she recognise her daddy?!"
"Shinko," Izacchi raises a brow. "This is her first time meeting you. Honestly, you're lucky your hair is tied back - that'll be next."
Shinko winced, "Yeah, guess you're right…" Izacchi sighed, walking over to them both and sitting down. Immediately after, the baby reached out to Izacchi and whimpered. Smiling, Izacchi took the child from Shinko's arms and held her.
"So," She began, gently rocking the child. "Thought of any names?"
"Unmei," Shinko confidently replied, smiling down at his baby. "I've had this name in mind since I found out Yuuwaku was pregnant. If it was a girl, I'd name her Unmei. If it was a boy, then it would have been Tsubasa. When I found out it was a girl, it was like the universe itself was sending out a message for me. Like my destiny has been almost fulfilled. And now I have little Unmei."
"Your little destiny…" Izacchi whispered, chuckling. "…You did say you always wanted to be a girl dad when we were in highschool." Shinko laughed at this.
"Yeah, and you remember what Enji said, right? 'Fat chance considering your family's genes'!" He bellowed, making baby Unmei giggle along with him. Shinko couldn't help but laugh a little harder, gently snatching Unmei from Izacchi's arms and into his own. "Yeah? Ya like when your Patéras makes fun of the mean Todoroki?" Unmei only laughed harder while Izacchi sighed.
"Don't teach her stuff like that," She rolled her eyes before standing up. "C'mon, let's take her home. I've gotta hurry since I left a certain grump to patrol alone and I do not want a phone call from him. Bastard can't even text properly so I'm afraid of what will happen if he calls."
Shinko calmed down, grinning as he held Unmei close. He stood up as Izacchi began to walk out of the room, and he followed her. "I thought we weren't going to teach Unmei stuff like that." In response to his teasing Izacchi shot him a look, to which he only grinned wider. Izacchi shook her head with a slight smile as they walked towards the desk to fill out discharge papers. Closing her eyes briefly, Izacchi breathed out a sigh of relief. Knowing that Unmei wasn't hurt made her feel at ease.
"Auntie, c'mon, we're gonna be late," Unmei's voice breaks her from her daydream, causing her to open her eyes and look at her with a blink. "Come on! It's my last day at Shiketsu and I wanna be there early!"
With a chuckle, Izacchi walks towards her and pulls her into a hug, making Unmei confused.
"Sorry, Mei," She apologises, pulling back. "I was just reminiscing, that's all. Now, c'mon. I'll get you some snacks for you and your friends when I get home."
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A/N: HI GUYYYSSSS <33 sorry for being inactive. i think i’ve just lost interest in writing for lads entirely and i barely log in to the game anymore so i thought why not finally get started on writing my oc’s and their stories :) i hope you guys enjoy this change, if not then that’s fine too. this is something i’ve wanted to do for a while and i’m super excited to show you guys my oc’s journeys :P
hello tumblr i humbly offer you commissions as i am in need of moneyz to get a new laptop (or pre-built pc, at least) and my mum’s bday is coming up soon soooooo
just wanna say, idk if i even said this before, but if i do come back to writing for the lads fandom, i will NOT be writing for caleb. sorry caleb girlies, it’s nothing against you, i just don’t like caleb anymore :/
what do you mean we’ve been told by lads twt to not post kindleds of the new cards to any of our socials bc it’s too explicit-
god of annihilation wasn’t explicit enough???
anyway back to my hiatus tho i might come back from time to time, not to write for lads tho. might just write some silly oc x canon drabbles from the other fadoms i’m in.
hi, i hope this is the right place to ask, but will you be continuing the "change the way you text me" series? I really enjoyed it and wanted to see the other boys reaction to what they said. if not, thats okay too! thank you for blessing my eyes with your writing <3
okay uh, might as well use this lovely anon to explain where i’ve been and what i plan on doing.
my motivation to write in general has been… well, it’s gone at the moment.
i’ve stated this before; i’m not into love and deepspace as i used to be. i’ve been writing for a long time, especially on tumblr. i’ve had terrible lows where my motivation to even open the tumblr app/website to scroll and get inspired has been chucked out the window and it takes a long time for me to find it again. it’s happened when i was writing for one piece and it’s still happening to this day.
honestly, i don’t see myself writing for lads for quite a while — and don’t get me wrong, it’s not you guys who have been supporting my works in the comments, but it’s the rest of the fandom that have put me off of it. not to mention i’m just not having fun with the game anymore. i’m not going to delete it and i am gonna keep doing dailies, but i just haven’t done anything else. i haven’t even entered the home function in a while.
so, to answer your question; will i continue “change the way you text me” or writing for lads in general? likely answer is no.
i’m so sorry, i know a lot of you have been waiting for me to continue, but i just can’t when i don’t feel motivated to write for the game.
that being said i think it’s time i announce a long hiatus.
from now until whenever i feel like it, i will return to writing. maybe i’ll get back into writing one piece or i might write for something else but right now i have no motivation or inspiration to do that. i hope you can understand and thank you all for the support💕💕
Some thoughts about EN Caleb drama in fandom (from a non-EN player):
I think, ultimately, the fault is on the company.
They are the one who basically have failed to put “dead dove” tag on their contents properly in the first place.
As a non-EN player, I could have avoided his contents from day one “easily”, if I had not been comfortable with it. Why? Because they have always made it crystal clear to their players that MC and Caleb are/were family. Not only that, It was very obvious to me that they were even “selling” this forbidden romance from the way they advertised him in non-EN official stuffs. Like, how often do they want us to remember they are “big brother/little sister/family”? YES. They honestly never shut up about how very much family they are, well, in every universe (even in that little cute cat form, he was simply called “big-brother-cat“ in non-EN) lol.
However, from my understanding, EN players couldn’t experience this proper (kinda almost funny) selling-warning process, could they?
It was not exactly EN-only player’s fault that they have decided to like Caleb believing he had got nothing to do with their big “no-no” stuff, attached to him as a best friend-lover, spent your precious money, later accidentally been exposed to the original element via someone’s random post and gotten upset about it. I would probably upset if I were them tbh. Like, why couldn’t the company just tell us? It’s kinda deceiving? I surely wouldn’t want to find it out especially through someone’s condescending post about how ignorant EN players are. No, It was not EN players fault that they haven’t known.
The whole drama was created by the company’s carelessness. They should not bury the original setting if they could not bury it completely for EN players (which is obviously impossible in this internet era. People would know sooner or later).
Players should stop attacking each other. Non-EN players should stop blaming EN players for not knowing the original, blame the company for it. EN players should also understand that they are the victims of the company’s half-baked attempt. Be mad at the company, not at the original setting you don’t like.
This mess is nobody’s fault but the company’s, y’all. Please stop fighting.
(Edit: I don’t know it makes sense, but for me, a non-EN player, complaining about Caleb’s familial aspect is like:
You buy a book selling as a murder-mystery, and complain because there is indeed a murder in it. Strange, isn’t it?)
i keep forgetting how just downright toxic and gatekeep-y the lads community can truly be.
if someone doesn’t like a card/myth because of whatever reason, then let them be.
if someone DOES like a card/myth for whatever reason, then let them be.
if someone doesn’t like a specific trope that infold included, let them be.
if someone DOES like a specific trope that infold included, let them be.
if someone likes a character, let them be.
if someone DOESN’T like a character, let. them. be.
why would you go out of your way to harass someone because of what they do or don’t like? why try to force people to like what they don’t? why tell a creative in this community to draw or write something that goes against their morals or what they are comfortable with?
you know, it’s shit like this that gives fandoms bad rep. and it’s shit like this that makes me reconsider joining it in the first place.
the lads community was one i found comfort and joy in.
i joined somewhen in april 2025, three months after my grandmother’s funeral & wake. i had been considering it for a while since i saw ads on instagram and edits on tiktok about it and i downloaded it as soon as i got home. sure, it took up most of my space on my phone, but the experience i had as a first time player was something i enjoyed. and when i joined the fandom and shared my experiences, i found joy in that, too.
but now? with all this controversy and drama within the fandom?
i kinda regret it.
this is the last time i will be saying this, but i’m not as into lads as i used to be. i still adore* the boys and their stories and the lore of the game, but i don’t really find it fun anymore. and this fandom discourse bullshit isn’t making it any better.
please for the love of god can everyone stfu and mind their own business. if someone doesn’t like something then just stfu nd leve them alone.
thanks.
*i adore zayne, raf, xavier and sylus. but i don’t like caleb. not just because of the whole ‘baby sister’ thing, but also his girlies are just… well most of them are certainly something to behold. like i said previously, i will still write for him, but not as much as the other four.
yeahhh i’m skipping caleb’s myth banner. not only did the “baby sister” line catch me off guard and turn me off of it, i’ve come to realise that i’m just… not into lads as much.
i said this in a post before, that i only log into the game to do dailies, but now i’m skipping banners or just giving up on pulling entirely (raf’s bday banner, xavier’s solo and now the reruns even tho i REALLY want that zayne card)
circling back to caleb. i have no issues with anyone pulling for his myth — i think i learned my lesson when the anniversary banner dropped this year and i got bullied off of threads lmfao.
but i am allowed to feel this way regarding him.
“star i thought you loved caleb” yes, well, i’ve been thinking about that, too. caleb has always been my least fave of the boys, always at the bottom of my list, if you were to tell me to rank them.
deep down something about his character unsettled me in a way that made me intrigued to know more about him, and overtime as i learned more and more, that intrigued feeling kinda… slipped away? i’m not sure how to describe it but it just kinda left and the unsettling feeling stayed.
why? although his clinginess and overprotectiveness is a part of his character, much like mc, i find it far too overbearing and (forgive me for using this word) crazy. he has this look in his eyes when he gets possessive that kinda freaks me tf out.
…so yes i’m saying he gives me the ick😭
i know i’m going to get hate for this, for speaking my mind, but these are my feelings on caleb and his myth banner.
does that mean i’m going to stop writing for caleb? no! i know a lot of people love him dearly (and i’m a little bit of a people pleaser) so i’m going to continue writing for a character that’s cared and loved, because although i’m uncomfortable, i’m not petty or childish lol.
oh also his myth outfit and idea looks cool but that’s about it for praise from me😭
TLDR: i don’t like the whole “baby sister” shit, i’m skipping his banner, i don’t like caleb nor do i play lads as much aaaand i’m still gonna write for him.
if u wanna hate on me for this that’s completely fine, if u sent me hate through my ask box i am just gonna ignore it cos i am a grown ass woman and i got better things to do but just know if the hate gets too much then i’ll happily take a loooong break from the fandom🤷🏻♀️
NO WHY AM I SEEING SHIP ART OF MR 3 AND MISS GOLDENWEEK ON MY FEED GO AWAYYYYY GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY THEY ARE FATHER AND DAUGHTER GET THEM OUT OF YOUR SICK FANTASIES😭😭😭😭😭
he’s so insane guys no wonder i made an oc years ago to ship him with who is equally as insane they match energies so well chat they both love to kill and slayyyyyyy
accidentally reblogging a minor’s work while having minors dni in my bio is like shooting myself in the foot and then being like “hold on lemme check that”
yes i deleted the reblog immediately after checking their strawpage (no offence to those who use that btw but pls have ur age in ur bio or the link to the page in there for convenience) and seeing the word “minor” in caps