K-Pop MV Reactions (long-ass hiatus)

Certified hard stan. Certified multifandom hoe. Feel free to hit me up any time on main: @dimpled-rapper-stan and read my blog description for all the groups I stan thus far. I'm actually pretty chill irl. I don't own a damn thing on this blog but the screenshots.

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Things that fuck me up in ATEEZ ‘Say My Name’ MV

The dark hooded robes in the beginning like some kinda cult shit and I’m HERE for it

Hongjoong in that fur coat looking expensive af 👌🏽👌🏽

“Coming to ya, ya, I won’t give up, up”

The dancing like Hohl E. Schitt the ENTIRE choreography is on point

Literally every time someone says “Say my name”

ATEEZ are a group of 8 visuals. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

Jongho’s “soneul deureora sori jilleora” like yes vocal KING

This part right here with this bitch right here:

A TO THE Z!!!

ATEEZ are a group of 8 main dancers. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

“bureugo bureugo bulleojweo nal nae ireumeun ireumeun geomsaekchange nawa”

I did not ask to have any of them stare directly into my soul but these fuckers took turns

This part right here with this bitch right here:

just the way he just grabs the bar so aggressively and just stares I’m-

like sir this is a mc donald’s drive thru why are you so angry and why am I so turned on

This part right here with this bitch right here:

Honestly… Wooyoung’s whole existence fucked me up in this whole MV. I’m tired of him… he’s so loud…

Seonghwa’s lip bite BOI I SAW THAT YOU AIN’T SLICK

All. The. Closeups.

The way everyone just goes HAM on the final chorus and they end with that perfect pose.

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A brief summary of my reaction to Monsta X’s Fantasia MV in my bestfriend’s DMs

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Backstreet’s back! I’m here with more throwbacks (although not as far as last time), and this time with ladies! Because we support everyone in this house!! Remember by 9muses (the older posted one), lip and hip by hyuna, up and down by exid, and sticky sticky by hello Venus!

I like the way you think dearie. 😏

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#90: Paradise Lost - GAIN

Ahhhh, I love me a good ol’ pun... Get it? Lost. Gain. 

Gawd, I swear my humor gets worse with age. XD Anywhozzles, onwards my darling children, to paradise! 

Or to get lost!

I don’t know which!

Let’s just go!

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This is an android household, how dare you

Wait, hold on a second. Apple, temptation, paradise lost... oh God (no pun intended) is this gonna be another bible story portrayal?

And there go the church organs... welp...

I fucking called it!

Well damn, I see where the temptation comes in now. Oof, how you doing?

In the average horror movie, this would typically be the last thing you see before she turns into a big spider beast and eats you.

......

WHAT THE FU-

Yes.

Brb, on my way to Korea

I have never wanted to be a drop of water so badly in my life

My gay ass has never been happier right now

What’s bad is I know this is supposed to be like the part where she manipulates/tricks you but like... I ain’t even mad tho. Like dam I know how those people in horror movies that get killed early feel now. Like I’m not even trying to stop her

Those legs could put the gods to shame. YES QUEEN.

So are those like... all her previous victims or something? Cuz I’m tryna be one of them.

Y’all think I’m playing. This woman has my whole soul right now. I didn’t even put up a fight or anything, my hoe ass just went willingly to my death.

Well, now that that’s over. I hope you all enjoyed that as much as I did. Cuz lord knows I sure as hell enjoyed that. Thank you so much for tuning in and being a part of this, and I’ll see you guys next time. 

Byeeeee~! <3

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#89: You Don’t Love Me - SPICA

Welcome back my darlings! First of all I love ALL of you

And secondly y’all should love yourselves, and each other just as much as, if not more than I love all of you cuz you are all wonderful and unique and deserve all the uwus.

Now, let’s react

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Well damn, homegirl hit that note with more soul than Seoul

Why is she actually my spirit animal? XD

Thanks for reminding me I need to get back to my stretches. I’m supposed to be learning how to split soon

Same sis, same

Not only is this unnecessary but also a complete waste of cheese puffs. How dare you.

What form of hypnosis is this?

What the butt? o.o

What even IS this video? XD

Okay, SHE is my spirit animal

For a split second I had to remind myself that this is just really thick padding and not actual booty... I’m sad now.

They’re still cute though. Booty or no booty.

[insert distasteful period joke here]

Homegirl looks like she’d rather be anywhere but here and honestly? Me at social gatherings tbh

When you just take the laundry out of the dryer and it’s all warm and soft

Me:

What is with these girls and wasting food?? It’s people out here hungry as- aw fuck it. I give up.

As long as you put the milk first, that’s fine

The banana is the only food I show no sympathy for in this video and that’s only because I’m allergic to them.

You monster... how could you...

Marilyn Monroe.

Fun fact: I used to have a dress that does this exact thing in a windy environment....... I found this out the hard way... Thankfully I was wearing tights that day

Welp, I’m hungry now, that’s for sure. That had an interesting little vibe to it. I dunno if retro is the right word, I doubt, but somewhere around there I believe.

I hope you’ll all join me on the next reaction, and do remember that I love you all dearly.

Ta-ta my darlings~!

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#88: Overcome - NU’EST

Hello once again darlings~

Nu’est is another group I’ve heard about but never gave a first listen to as yet. So how about we pop my........ nu’est cherry... *badum tss*

No? Okay. I’ll exit now. XD

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I dunno about you guys but that is one of the most gorgeous back of a heads I’ve ever seen

Winter is coming

holy shit that speed

Hair. GOALS.

wait just a fucking minute-!!!

well hello there sir, who are you and how do you like your eggs in the morning?

I was so focused on cute boys, that I didn’t realize the snow has started falling around said cute boys

You are the most beautiful human I have ever seen

I’m sorry but those damn Shrek memes have permanently ruined the word “swamp” for me

Woo, snack alert

Snack alert

He has the voice of an actual angel, can you hear me crying??

Okay first of all that voice just gave me whiplash wtf

and second, SNACK ALERT

This choreography tho, who do I thank

Sssssssnack alert.

Well, I must say this MV had me well fed. This is definitely a group I’m gonna look into some more and I’d love to do more reactions on. UwU

The singing is amazing, the rapping is powerful, the choreography is incredible and the visuals are stunning! Bless.

Thanks for being here again darlings. See you soon. Bye~!

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#87: Abracadabra - Brown Eyed Girls

I’m bippity boppity back bitchessss~

I know most of y’all haven’t seen me on here in a while. But let’s not get into the details of my personal life right now. The video for the 100th post has been recorded and edited. Unfortunately, apparently Tumblr’s max upload limit is 5 minutes per day, and I’m about 32 seconds above 5 minutes so I gotta figure out how Imma work around that. If anyone has any suggestions, PLEASE let me know.

Now that aside, I believe you’ve been waiting long enough my darlings. Onward~!

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I have several questions

Is... Is that a bomb?? Did she strap a fucking bomb to his chest??? Sis, what did he do??????

That is an actual bomb wtf SIS

Is this gonna be one of those “was with this guy but he turned out to be a douche but I eventually got strong enough to overpower him, leave and possibly get my revenge” type of things?

Was this hip swishing necessary? Nope.

Am I bothered by it? Also no.

“Hot and bothered” on the other hand...

Listen I will be at her feet, kneeling, with my head down like a good, obedient little pet in 0.2 seconds and that’s the tea. We’re all thinking it.

What crime do I have to commit to have her as my cellmate? Because I’ll have it done by tomorrow bish

It’s two of my favourite things in one scene: legs and dogs, well, a dog. Still counts.

where do I sign up?

wait a second, I have this gif

WAIT A SECOND I HAVE THIS GIF

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE HAD THIS GIF AND NEVER KNEW WHERE IT WAS FROM

Anyways, moving on

She could beat me with that cane and not only would I thank her, I’d probably enjoy it

Where do I sign up to be...... literally any person in this scene, I’m not picky

Okay but I just wanna say, those second pair of heels from the left are cute and I want them

Ouuuuuu wardrobe change!! YASSS BITCH

She can like... do whatever she wants to me I guess

Back at it again with the hips. B.E.G really tryna make me b-e-g

I’m in love with the fierceness they add to the dance though. Like unf, yasssss

This is the face of a man who has some regrets

Like... I know it’s not gonna show an actual kiss but still

Called it

Greetings from beyond the grave my darlings~! 

I’m so, so incredibly sorry about my sudden disappearance. Work just really caught up with me and I hadn’t been able to give these reactions the time they need. But the good news is I’m back and ready to get this train back on track. Zuzu’s got you. Hopefully you guys haven’t just abandoned my ghost ass. 

I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m definitely finna make up for lost time honeypie. Peace!

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Hello darlings~!

If you weren’t following along and this is the first post you’re seeing talking about this, then basically what happened is I opened up a little vote on what MV I should react to for my 100th reaction, which is going to be a video reaction.

The option’s were: Alligator - Monsta X, Lower - Amber & Luna and Want - Taemin.

I literally avoided all traces of all 3 of these songs while voting was open to avoid ANY sort of spoilers.

And the winner is...

Lower!

Thank you to all those that participated. I can’t wait to show you all my adorable face. XD Hopefully you guys are as excited as I am. 

See you then darlings. Byeeee~! <3

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100th Reaction Votes

It’s the final day of voting darlings~! Last chance to throw in any final choices if you haven’t yet. Thank you to all of those that have participated. These are the results:

Lower (Amber & Luna) - 4 Want (Taemin) - 3 Alligator (Monsta X) - 2

And also, it’s time to reveal the big surprise...

It’s a face reveal!

Yep. For my 100th reaction. I’ll be doing a video reaction. So you guys will get to see me physically/visually react to the video that wins the votes. I’m looking forward to it and I hope you are as well. 

Hopefully Tumblr will be able to post the whole thing, I’m not sure how long the video will end up being or the file size. If push comes to shove, I’ll either upload it in parts, or post it to Youtube and link it here. 

I’m a little nervous, but super excited for this. See you soon darlings!

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#86: Wild - 9Muses

Oh baby,

I saw a perfect opportunity and I took it. XD

I’ve heard a bit about 9Muses before but I never got around to giving them a listen. But hey, first time for everything right? That’s why we’re all here after all. XD

Now, let’s just ease right on into it.

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Ouuuuuuu pweety~

Well damn, you should at least take me out to dinner first

So you just gon’ skip the dinner and the date and just go straight into getting my goodies? Is that what we doing now?

Just cuz I’m a hoe doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings ya know. I like to be wined and dined too ya know.

I know it’s not actually sharp but that. Hurt. To. Watch. Like that just sent a whole cringe up my spine.

Oh... so we’re going there now...

Gotta admit this dance is pretty lit tho

Take me now, Goddess.

A part of me wants this hat but like... another part of me is like, how practical would this actually be?

I’m so gay right now you don’t even know

LEG!!!!!!

That collar.... makes me feel some typa way....

So I ain’t the only one feeling some type way, huh? XD

Seriously how did this shirt get a pass? Is this even allowed? Was it overlooked by the stylists? Pls, I need context! XD

This song was hella catchy tho, and the video made me hella gay.

And with that another reaction knocked off. I feel like I’m steadily getting back on my high horse. XD Thank you for all the support darlings. Even sticking by through my inconsistency. You the real MVPs. :’)

Take good care of yourselves, get enough rest, water and food and I’ll meet you all again next time, yeah? Byeeee~! 

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Hi I'm here to set off your gay heart, could you react to Paradise Lost by GAIN, if you haven't?

Me, and my new Gay Memes™ are ready. :3

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Absolutely love your blog and I'm so glad I found it!! Could you do reaction posts to these songs: 'Wild' by 9Muses, 'Overcome' by NU'EST, 'You Don't Love Me' by SPICA and 'Abracadabra' by Brown Eyed Girls? Please and thank you! (Also did I tell you how much I love your blog?!! Because I do!)

Awww, how sweet! Come here, you~!

Imma have those done real soon. I’m so glad you like the blog. Thanks for all the love!

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#85: Love Me Right EXO

You feel that my fellow EXO-Ls? That’s the feeling of nostalgia of a wonderful era. I can feel it in my little cosmic latte bones.

Welcome back once again my darlings~ And a special welcome if you’re new here. Without further ado, what you all came here for~

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*sobbing uncontrollably* mom, I love him :’)

Am I biased to my bias? Probably. But you have to admit, he a snacc

I love Baekhyun so much, he’s just so precious :’)

Now hold on just a minute what you gon’ do with that glove? o.o That look a little sus...

...oh.

I’m sorry but after that damn meme, I can never listen to Sehun sing “Shawty Imma party ‘til the sun down” the same way ever again

at least he looks cute

Footwork kings!!

I love Nini so much :’)

Hoooooooooohl E. Schitt we haven’t had a proper OT9 comeback in so long I almost for got Yixing was in Love Me Right too... he was THERE guys... :’) I miss my baby so much :’(

I also tend to forget how rude he is...... honestly you would think after reacting to Lose Control I would have learned my lesson by now but no.

Heart? Pounding. Panties? Soaked. Hotel? Trivago.

Don’t you just love those biases that have the ability to put your hoe ass back in check before you can even think about swerving? :’)

My psycho-loving ass did not need this image.... the puh is sobbing....

Nice to see Minseok is following my advice and actually taking me out to dinner first... I think... Would be nice if there was, uh, you know... some actual food, but we’ll work on it. Baby steps. It’s the thought that counts.

Listen I don’t care what anyone says, this was The LOOK™

Let’s be honest... we all wanted to fluff Chanyeol’s hair in this MV...

Sing it baby, SING :’)

Baekhyun is so rude honestly...... I love that lil hoe

...I may have gasped.

I’m so soft ;~;

I can’t believe Kim Jongin invented dancing. Wow, a true legend.

I wanna feel those hips move against my own.

I said what I said.

A moment... to appreciate Kyungsoo’s god-like vocals. Like damn this boy really be slaying those notes all the time

I’m such a hoe, I can identify this zoomed in close-up of my man’s eye in 0.0002 seconds.

perfect representation of my heart when I listen to this bop

I’m not even gonna say what comes to mind when I see them all huddled up in a circle like that

I’m-

Ahhhhhh yes... this was a nice little trip down memory lane.Thank you all once again for joining me. Like, reblog, follow and request.

Also keep sending in votes for what I should do for my 100th reaction. Voting ends soon! :)

Love you all and I’ll see you next time my darlings.

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#84: Sorry Sorry - Super Junior

Ahhhh boy, we going way back to the birth of K-pop. XD

I dunno about you guys but SuJu was my first K-pop experience ever and I remember it to this day. They’ll always have a special place in my heart.

Now let’s get into the bop that practically invented washing dishes. You’ll see what I mean in a bit.

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Illuminati confirmed. XD

Wait a minute Jesus-

It’s that kinda party??

Friendly reminder that yes, SuJu really has this many members... seriously what’s with SM and all the giant groups? Super Junior, EXO, NCT... Fucking NCT man, that’s a whole other story.

At some point or another, we should have predicted that Black Suit was coming in a few years time

And there you have it folks. Washing dishes.

They were all so smol my god. They’ve grown so much :’)

Look! At! My! BABY!

Even fetus Ryeowook was a whole snack, unf

This song also invented dusting off your shoes.

Absolutely not. You will not come for me now, then or ever. I love one (1) SuJu man and dammit I am determined to be loyal for once.

Y’know I just thought of a theory for why SM puts so many people in groups... but I don’t wanna say it. It’s mean.

Yesung was really always just that hot emo/goth kid that sits in the back of the class, huh?

I’m 👏 biased 👏 as 👏 fuck 👏 and 👏 I don’t 👏 care

That is my MANS

This song invented clicking heels. I’m sorry, Dorothy who? I don’t know her

Kim Heechul... get back in your fucking lane. I have a bias. And it’s not you.

Wow, I can’t believe Super Junior invented tutting

BACK!!! TO!! YOUR!!! LANE!!!!!!

Don’t look at me like that! How dare you? Who allowed this? wHoMsT

I sometimes forget how rude Heechul can be but thankfully Ryewook is always there to stop me from being a hoe for once :’)

Thanks for being here again darlings. I know posting has been hella inconsistent lately, and I apologize. I’m gonna try my best to at least get out everything that is to come before the 100th special. Look forward to it lovelies! ^-^ I’m super excited to start working on it. Keep voting!

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Yeah,,, surprisingly though, my parents weren't even mad, so that's a plus, now he's dating a bi girl so I guess the oops wasn't necessary, but I think it's cute hehe.

Awww that is the most adorable thing :’)

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Amber's the reason my brother accidently came out lmao. I showed him videos, and he saw she's bi, and I'm like how do you know, and he literally says, "the bisexuals can recognize each other...oops". XD

sdskjjkjh your brother is a whole MOOD xD

Also as a bisexual myself, I can confirm this. We tend to have a knack for finding each other. uwu

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I vote for alligator, and my brother said lower. He doesn't have a tumblr, but he's high key in love with Amber lol. (Don't tell him I told you.) XD

Want (Taemin) - 3Lower (Amber & Luna) - 4Alligator (Monsta X) - 2

Your brother and I can get along just fine. XD

Vote for which song I should do for my 100th reaction special