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I just found this gem

and I have so many questions.

Why is there eight different fonts on the cover.

Why does the Ice King look like the epitome of a character for monsterfuckers who like humanoid, barely altered monsters like Vampires.

Then it went onto the contents.

Ok, understandable. Prince Reardon (haha rear) doesn't like the tradition. Fair.

But he doesn't like it because he'd rather marry a man than a woman? Where's the connection.

Absolutely obsessed with the implication of the sacrifice somehow deciding who the king will marry.

Then the absolute highlight, a best friend appears!

And he's a witch! Oh no!

He's chosen as a sacrifice and sent to the Frozen Kingdom.

Reading these contents like

Hell yeah girl, give us nothing.

However, I gotta admit it is intriguing and I will be reading it.

I will come back with knowledge of why the best friend has anything to do with the marriage of the prince.

(My guess: They're either in love or involved sexually)

#bookreport #books #fantasy #mlm #menlovingmen #not multilevel marketing #The Prince and the Ice King

I want to go outside. I want to see trees and the sky and birds. I want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet and I want to breathe in the life.

There's a deep desire in me to leave the city and just exist in the wilderness, in nature. I want to sit on a log and listen to a frog while the sun goes down over the trees behind a lake.

I hope I get the chance.

#nature #dreams #desires

catchymemes

peneigh-dzredfohl

Can everyone who reads this PLEASE reblog it?!?!? Libraries literally saved my life as a child!

Being abused at home, bullied at school and lost in the world, the library and all the books I could escape to the most amazing worlds, kept me alive!

I would walk to the library, and spend all day, from 10 am to 9 pm reading there!! I got special awards for how many books I read, I wrote little blurbs on why i loved the books (probably why I love to BETA and do ARCs)

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Just hit the green arrows and the reblog!!!

As a 50 year old woman, the library offers me so much. Digital art pads to borrow, 3D printing, book clubs that are face to face (yeah, the introvert likes face to face because a moderator will stomp on anyone getting snarky)

New books in LARGE PRINT! I’m visually challenged and as much as I love my kindle, The feel of a real book in my hands will always be a beloved feeling!

Our library also has quarterly books sales of almost free books!! For 5$USD we get in a day early and can buy as many as we want. Anyone else has to wait and there is a limit for the first 2 days.

stevviefox

Also many, many libraries have inter library loan(it may be called something different). This means if they don’t have the item you want, they can get it for you. This may include photocopy/pdf of articles. This can also include along with books and DVDs, microfilm/fiche which is also a huge resource. Check around for libraries that are listed as depositories if you want to look at government documents.

Remember that many colleges and universities have open stacks for the public. You will likely have to pay a membership fee but you will get to stuff.

psi1998

I love the library ☺

icycove

The library was one of my favorite places to go as a kid and I still live to go and just. Sit and read. Or do homework. The university I’m at has a massive 8-story one I love to just wonder around in~ Great places

jaks21

Libraries are amazing places, we need to protect them to ensure their continued existence.

zwieback-lies

I remember graduating from childrens fantasy to young adults to adults. sometimes I go back to the books I've read when I was just a wee lad

good times. now is better tho. Should go back to the library sometime.

soracities

the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.

soracities

love is surrounding yourself with people who see you this clearly

ataehone

Still the freakiest fact about him is that despite being as tall as a person or more, he banged out these beauties in a day or two at most (and smaller ones ina matter of hours). The longest he spent on a painting, at age 81, to make his largest ever painting, was TEN DAYS:

It is 2.9×4.3 meters large. That’s 9'4"×14'1" for people in other measurement systems. It’s HUGE. There are artists out there that spend years on paintings much smaller than this. He was not one of them.

He also didn’t only paint the sea, but he MOSTLY painted the sea. Very few people could draw light filtering through waves the way this guy did and apparently it was tied into his layering technique that allowed him to paint so goddamn fast.

He is obviously my most favorite painter ever.

soracities

!!!

zwieback-lies

I love when art makes me wanna go outside

sometimes I forget not everyone is glued to their phone

#haha addiction #dont tell my mother i said this #smartphones

i-am-a-fish

*new yorker voice* badda bing, badda trans rights

thirdtofifth

Clockroach Small construct, unaligned Armor Class 17 (natural armor) Hit Points 16 (3d6 + 6) Speed 30 ft., burrow 15 ft., climb 30 ft. Str 11, Dex 17, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 11, Cha 7 Damage Immunities poison Condition Immunities charmed, exhaustion, frightened, paralyzed, petrified, poisoned Senses tremorsense 60 ft. passive Perception 10 Languages understands the languages of its creator but can’t speak Challenge ½ (100 XP) Actions Pincers. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d4+3) piercing damage. Cleansing Spray (Recharge 6). The clockroach sprays acid in a 15-foot line that is 5 feet wide. Each creature in that area must make a DC 12 Constitution saving throw, taking 7 (3d4) acid damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. Objects in the area take maximum damage.

Clockroaches are small mechanical constructs created to clean up dungeons and laboratories. They are usually controlled by an amulet linked to one or more individual clockroaches, but can also be given verbal commands. They are usually found in subterranean complexes, in groups of four to six. They spray detritus and refuse with acid to break it down. They can often be found in wizards’ towers as servants, or in ancient ruins where they have continued to follow their orders to clean for centuries. A clockroach is usually around 4 feet long.

Originally from the Monster Manual IV. If there is a monster from 3.5 or Pathfinder that you want to see converted to 5e, feel free to send me a message or submit a monster request on the submit page.

probablybadrpgideas

anytime your players eat have them roll a d20. on a nat 1 they get an allergic reaction and die

I love the energy of this saying “players” and not “PCs”

daughterofsarenrae

Me playing d&d: “Listen, I know you struggle with this, but the DM wants us to make a perception roll. Do you think we can handle it? Do we think we can maybe, just maybe, roll at least above a 10? For me? Please?”

My d&d character, spitting in my face: “Fuck you. I have never perceived anything in my life and I’m sure as hell not going to start now. Now I will roll a 7.”

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Your dice have made a character building decision and they need you to respect that

kaijuno

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact

me: I'm a gamer :) I do games :)

also me: *plays a game maybe once a week, probably less*

#I just try to be funny #textpost #Dialog #gamer #games #video games

thirdtofifth

Chainwhirler Goblin Small humanoid (goblinoid), chaotic evil Armor Class 15 (chain shirt) Hit Points 66 (12d6 + 24) Speed 30 ft. Str 13, Dex 18, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 7, Cha 11 Senses darkvision 60 ft. passive Perception 8 Languages Common, Goblin Challenge 3 (700 XP) Nimble Escape. The goblin can take the Disengage or Hide actions as a bonus action on each of its turns. Actions Multiattack. The goblin makes two spiked chain attacks. Spiked Chain. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 8 (1d8+4) slashing damage. Whirling Lash (Recharge 6). Each creature within 15 feet of the goblin must succeed on a DC 14 Dexterity saving throw or take 13 (2d8+4) slashing damage. If a Large or smaller creature fails its Dexterity saving throw, that creature is knocked prone. Reactions Ceaseless Whirling. Whenever a creature moves within 10 feet of the goblin, the goblin can use its reaction to make a melee weapon attack with disadvantage against that creature.

These spiked-chain-wielding goblins make quite a splash on the battlefield… a splash of blood, that is. Their endless momentum makes them a deadly tempest useful to goblinoid armies as shock troops. They can also be found as bodyguards to wizards, barghests, and others who prefer goblinoid minions and need one capable of dominating in hand-to-hand combat.

Occasionally I take a break from converting 3rd edition monsters to make a Magic card into a monster. Hope you enjoy! If there is a monster from 3.5 or Pathfinder that you want to see converted to 5e, feel free to send me a message or submit a monster request on the submit page.

gays are lularoe

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