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beidak-art

rate my chestnut man

unpeeled-human

felt compelled

beidak-art

soo got diagnosed with burnout, that's fun

job hunting suck

why can't i just be some critter having a picnic

mosslingg

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

avantegarda

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

hamletthedane

Average Silmarillion fan:

devinellekurtz

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

formaldehydedoesstuff

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

creepygnocchi

we've never found concrete proof of Nessie because we haven't loch'ed in

stinglesswasp

Day in the life - morning 🌄

ateazure

"and the universe said i love you."

wenn ich noch einmal den Satz "es ist doch ostern, lassen sie mich in der ersten klasse sitzen" von einem fahrgast höre, spring ich wen an die gurgel

arrow-ettes

how it's feeling rn

prokopetz

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

prokopetz

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.