Aslan Zebra

professional rachel ray impersonator

[favoritelittlelyrics]

Ariana Grande, “needy”

[loseyoutoloveme]

needy / ariana grande

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

Me, being led to the guillotine: so, no head?

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[gerard-wentz-panickedatthedisco]

Buddy vs Duff in a nutshell

Duff: lets make the best looking and tasting food we can to present something amazing that we’re proud of to the judges

Buddy: make it bigger than Duffs

[ruinedchildhood]

A Bugs Life 2 blooper Toy Story 2 (1999)

[hexgirlsgroupie]

yall ever eat red onion just to flex on scott conant

[therightprometheanfire]

Alton Brown: today on Cutthroat Kitchen you’re making chocolate milk.

Contestant: So I got cumin, rice, beef, cheddar, dill, and chili powder, and I get back to my station, and I realize… I forgot both the chocolate and the milk.

[jolene-cuisine-blog]

[transguydustin-old]

me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,

my cat:

[ryoga-deactivated20231223]

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[ey-b0ss420]

[thefuzzydave]

howdy

[corsolanite]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

[monarobot]

need this so bad

[pleatedjeans]