STi_and_chill

lost human. cars & caffeine sustain me.

[pinkyjulien]

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[dumbsona]

is it just me or we all kinda stubid

[boethiah]

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there 

[rcktpwr]

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

[swampnert-deactivated20170515]

may i ask why

[rcktpwr]

no

[borealing]

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

[boethiah]

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there 

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

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[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

I lost a follower within 3 minutes after posting this

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

30 minutes after making this post:

“oi open the door cunt I just wanna talk”

[goulashnikov-concern]

@brbgensokyo

[thatdisasterauthor]

Good tweet is good.

[nzssa-deactivated20190420]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

[beedlebeeb]

I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.

[awed-frog]

Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

Some scientists suspect that the origin of the cyclops myths came about because of elephant skulls, which are vaguely human in shape but with a honking big hole in the middle for the trunk but easily mistakable for an eye socket without any flesh

[child-of-crows]

this is the first time i’ve ever seen an elephant skull outside an elephant and i don’t like it much

[thehonestcourtesan]

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

@mrsunrepentantwarriorpriest i know what I’m being for Halloween!

[mrsunrepentantwarriorpriest]

Except, human males are some of the few mammals without a baculum (penis bone), so unless you’re getting into sounding (if you don’t know, don’t Google) I don’t see how that’s going to work.

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

It’s not for anatomical correctness, it’s a body guard for the boys. A smokescreen for the savory bits, and an entertaining erection fortification.

[filthy-lil-thing]

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[spacelordmf]

Mad Max

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the funniest video ever 😂

[atheistj]

Incorrect DC quotes

[dvoiddubs]

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