Cuervo

He/They

[zymzwei]

Toby: *throwing rocks at Chris' windows*

Chris: You have a phone for a REASON

*loud bang*

Chris: DiD yOu JuSt ThRoW yOuR pHoNe At My WiNdOw

[zymzwei]

Slenderman: What does Jeff mean to you?

Jane: The reason I wake up every morning.

*that same morning*

Jeff *waking Jane up*: JANEY THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE AGAIN HAHAHAH-

[zymzwei]

Lazari: Goodnight moon.

Lazari: Goodnight tree.

Lazari: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

[zymzwei]

Nina: Can you melt mercury?

Liu: Well-

Jeff: The planet, or the element?

Liu:

Sully: WHY THE HECK WOULD SHE WANT TO MELT THE PLANET?

[zymzwei]

Nina: why can't trees give off something useful like wifi.

Jane: they give off oxygen hope this helps.

[zymzwei]

Creepypasta residencies headcanon

The original map is on yaguyi deviantart

Slender Mansion

Slenderman (of course)

BEN DROWNED

Jeff the killer

Laughing Jack

Sally Williams

Skully (?)

Smile Dog

Pinkamena

ENOS Lake

Zero

The Puppeteer

Bloody Painter

Judge Angels

Kagekao

Abandoned houses

Jane The killer

Suicide Sadie

Lazari

Nina the killer

Homicidal Liu

Giant tree

The Rake

The Scarecrow girl

Hobo Heart

The seed eater

Church

Lulu

Lost Silver

Laughing Jill

Ruins

Eyeless Jack

Will Grossman

Mr. Widemouth

Unknown factory

Rainbow factory (yep, it's her factory)

Lifeless Lucy

Jason the toymaker

Candypop

Firewatch tower

Clockwork

Nathan the nobody (kicked out)

Abandoned hospital

Dr. Smiley

Nurse Ann

Glitchy Red

Chris's territory

Chris the revenant

Nathan the nobody (rip)

Proxy outpost (north)

Kate the chaser

Skully (?)

Proxy outpost (east)

Ticci Toby

X-Virus

Proxy outpost (south)

Rouge the prowler

Wilson the basher

Proxy outpost (west)

Masky

Hoodie

Bonus headcanon!

Skully rarely stays in one place.

Lulu prays every night to have her eyes back.

Clocky and Chris really like their privacy.

Remember these are my headcanon. Some of them based on what i thought would suit them and the rest is randomly placed. Let's pray that nathan soon find his place in the world.

[zymzwei]

Jack: i’m a reverse necromancer.

BEN: isn’t that just killing people..?

Jack: Ah...yes.

[zymzwei]

Skully: Alright *Spins the spinner* Right hand, green.

Masky & Hoodie: *Gets on the Twister mat*

Kate: *Puts her hand on Toby*

Skully: Oookay... Left foot, red.

Toby: *Kicks Skully*

[zymzwei]

Kate: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Hoodie: Several traffic violations.

Masky: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Rouge: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Toby: Also, that’s not our car.

[zymzwei]

Toby: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Tim: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?!

[zymzwei]

Ann: You’re standing on thin ice-

Dina: I’m standing on the floor.

Ann: It’s an expression-

Dina: It’s a carpet.

Ann:

[zymzwei]

BEN , playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! Sally: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while. BEN: But I’m having fun!

[zymzwei]

Kagekao: Zero , you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it? Zero: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?

[zymzwei]

Jane: *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Nina's window* Nina: OH my God, Yes! Jane: *Yelling up* No, tell Mary! Nina: Mary! I'm going to prom with your lover!

[zymzwei]

Helen: Are you a painting? Dina: What-? Helen: Because I want to pin you to a wall. Zero: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HER OR SOMETHING-

[zymzwei]

Jay: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Alex: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

[zymzwei]

Judge Angels: Do you think different laundry detergents have different flavors?

Zero: They do.

Judge Angels:

Judge Angels: Why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?