goth gf fanclub

[needsmoreexplosions]

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

[perrine-hideaway]

What came to mind when I read “She shed” :

[needsmoreexplosions]

Mon dieu… She DOES shed

[geniusoflove]

i cannot get mad at myself for not being good at answering texts and dms n emails n returning phone calls when i know in my heart that human beings were never meant to receive this much correspondence. even half as much would make you a busy person. like its ridiculous what we’re all doing to each other. smash your phones

[fruitsoftheape100]

Rinse Me, Brush Me, Pamper Me In My Chambers, And In The Wet & Dying Final Gasps Of Long Defiant Summer, As You Wash Me In The Porcelain Sink, Awake.

Awake To The Years Of Apple Sauce, Slammed Pea Mash, Porridge Pushed On A Sticky Spoon Between My Hateful Little Lips, Pouting Fur Clotted With Warm Milk

Awake To The Baleful Crying In The Night, My Urgent Howls Summoning You To My Cribb At The Witching Hour, Screaming, Red-Faced, For A Diaper Change

Awake To The Wind, The Breath Of The World Whistling Through The Cauterized Holes In Your Body Where I Stung You With My Stinger, The Holes That Squint Like Eyes In The Sun, The One Day A Month When We Leave My Room, To Visit The Ice Cream Parlour For A Clotted Cone Of Cream

Awake, Poppet, For Your Mind Is Your Own Once Again, A Spasm Of Consciousness, The Briefest Of Blinks, For In The Joy Of Bathing I Made A Mistake, A Lapse In Control, A Crack In The Window Of Opportunity: It Would Be The Easiest Thing In The World Right Now To

Drown Me

Drown Me

Drown Me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

We had to evacuate the school because someone farted. We wore gas masks and everything. My best friend got stuck inside, and I never saw her again. 

[cryptotheism]

My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book

[animentality]

I love this generation. I hope we all die.

[callmemothra]

just here to add that tumblr user @earthnation started all this with this thrussy post in 2017 which influenced the one thicc bih meme cited in the paper in the second screenshot so say your thanks to an icon!

[rocals]

[rocals]

VERY edible boy.

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

[warriorsmurf]

I'm finishing up this scream baby. A mood.

[puplov]

when I was bornt I came outta my mom sizzling like a fajita.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

just learned that the covid vaccines don’t actually have autism in them. think I’m gonna puke.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

love this tag so much. he could’ve kept that excess autism to himself, but he gave it you. that’s what I call love.

[suprrk-deactivated20220306]

[trans4trans]

google search Beautiful rocks near me

[trans4trans]

you are like a poet of some sort

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[favoritesticle]

[bigchump1994]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[grimelords]