melting

[catchymemes]

[handlewithcare-delicate]

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[whateverbutgood-deactivated2018]

oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots

this is A DREAM COMING TRUE

[sunbathe]

[jusjoj]

X

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[didlo]

american: *breathes*

brit: ugh :/ whuy dou americauns speull eveurything wroung :u/

[catsofinstagram]

[fuckcons]

Highkey only want you

[kristmaskiller]

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

[kristmaskiller]

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

[kristmaskiller]

You reblogged this and I’m sure you know I did that but I need you to know that I really did that.

[grimgrib]

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

[he-i-mean-they]

sit down and think before you post

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[lightlybow]

When you deal with mental illness it becomes painfully obvious that “How are you” is a greeting rather than an actual inquiry into your well-being, so the first one is a canned response but the second one gets real

[jojis-bizarre-adventure]

a real team player 

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

[moonlight-and-mantles]

Rebwog the X3 HEWWO car of caweew success. Rebwog fow a decent job. owo

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how dawe you up stage mwe like this owo

[catsofinstagram]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[catbountry]

Bengal Simulator 2017

[mirab3lle]

“Dude…”

“WROW!”

“Dude its so early…”

[yojijoji]

M U S C U L A R ?