purpled air

Idek

[coolthingoftheday]

An agate stone that looks like a window to the ocean.

[meladoodle]

the quadratic formula

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

*war flashbacks*

[leafcrunch]

*enters my own password* i’m in

[-anniemitch-]

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.

Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.

Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.

Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.

Cookies: Freudian psychology.

Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.

Ice: The sweet release of death.

[theartidote]

“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.

What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.” —Unknown ‪

sculpture by David Altmejd

[actuallycrying-deactivated20190]

Fuck you I’m an art student I don’t do math

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[mememaster]

[uoa]

Ive never seen a more satisfying video

[chicagno]

wow look at that van gogh

[angryladies-deactivated20160518]

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[madibaby]

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[-anniemitch-]

Oh no not grandma #notgrandma #ohno #funny #brandonrodgers

[rapunzelie]

I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

[iguanamouth]

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

[awesome-picz]

Redditor Is Turning Random People’s Photos Into Movie Posters.

Your_Post_As_A_Movie

[ferretfyre]

@asilversnake

[itsjustpanda]

ITworries me how many of these I’d watch.