I’m in the bathroom and a girl just came out to her friend ad my shit is halfway out my ass and they heard some plunk into the toilet and one girl said “Is anyone else here?” why do I get stuck in situations like this
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I’m in the bathroom and a girl just came out to her friend ad my shit is halfway out my ass and they heard some plunk into the toilet and one girl said “Is anyone else here?” why do I get stuck in situations like this
You cry because you can’t afford pizza. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ i cri bc seth fUcking betrayed the shield
I had too much lunch to fit in my lunch bag, so some stuff fell out into my book bag…but I was too lazy to take it out. About a week later the food was still there, including some tomato slices in a ziploc bag. Of course, after a week of being exposed to air, they started to rot and the juice smelled terrible. I didn’t really care enough to take them out then.
a few days later
shit my binder ripped the ziploc bag fuck the stanky juice got all over my bag
and my notebook and my pencil pouch and my iPad and my iPad case
Had to share this @WeHeartIt
*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”
imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.
after avengers: age of ultron
person: so how was the movie? me: oh thor was awesome person: okay...what was your favourite part? me: thor person: well. you liked th me: THOR me: ODINSON
Recently I've been getting a lot of serious asks
Things regarding: suicide, abuse, bullying and other life threatening situations. I truly am sorry for the things that are happening to those of you who sent these asks. I’m honored that you felt comfortable enough with my blog to ask for advice in these serious matters. Thank you for trusting me<3 BUT, as much as I love trying to make you laugh through the bad situations, I’m definitely not able to help you in the way someone professionally trained could. Sharing this information with a friend (or blog) is a great first step. But I cannot replace the help a professional can give you. I’m always more than happy to direct any follower to a helpful source.
Important Numbers.
United States
Suicide: 800-SUICIDE (800-748-3433) / 1-800-237-TALK,
1-800-784-8433
Rape/Sexual Assault: 800-656-HOPE (800-656-4673)
Self Harm: 899-DONT-CUT (800-366-8288)
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Sexuality: 800-246-PRIDE (800-246-7743) / 1-888/THE-GLNH
Grief Support: 650-321-5272
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
AA/ALA (family & friends of recovering alcoholics): 888-4AL-ANON (888-425-2666)
Domestic Violence: 866-331-9474
Teen Relationships: 650-259-7136
Eating Disorders: 847-831-3438
Post Abortion/Pro-Voice: 1-866-439-4253
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
United Kingdom/Ireland
Samaritans: 08475 90 90 90
Suicide: 0870 17004000
Anxiety: 0844 477 5774
B-EAT (ED): 0845 634 1414
Text: 07786 20 18 30
Web: b-eat.co.uk
OCD: 0845 3906232
Depression: 020 8554 9004
Defeat Depression: 08451 202961
LGBTQQ/Broken Rainbow: 999 5428
Youth Helpline: 0845 6347650
HOTLINES FOR OTHER COUNTRIES: http://befrienders.org
Universal Online Resources
Compassionpit.com
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We-will-rise-above-this.tumblr.com
If you do not feel comfortable contacting any of these numbers, I suggest you talk to someone of authority. Examples of great people to talk to can be: your parents, a teacher, a coach, grandparents, aunts & uncles, doctors, or police officers. Please don’t ever remain silent over a serious matter. There are absolutely people out there that can and WILL help you. I genuinely value each one of you and I wish you the best<3
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“ Aquarius tired of your shit”
Signs on the Last Day of School
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
Sasstrology Special: Which Pop Culture Characters Have Your Zodiac Sign?
At some point in everyone’s life they have watched a movie, book, or TV show. And there are certain ones that stand out to us as our favorites. In whatever book, movie or show is your favorite, you most likely have a favorite character that you feel a connection to. Have you ever wondered if you have the same personality as these characters, possibly even the same zodiac sign? If you have ever thought this to yourself, it’s time to find out what characters match the characteristics and personality traits of your zodiac sign from TV shows, books and movies such as The Breakfast Club, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Avengers, various Disney movies and many more. Source: http://www.utimesonline.com/features/2014/03/31/3004/
Aries(March 21-April 19):
Tony Stark/Iron Man from “The Avengers”
Traits of Aries that Tony has: impulsive, independent, workaholic, social
Jasmine from “Aladdin” Traits of Aries that Jasmine has: rebellious, clever, independent, feisty
Romeo Montague from “Romeo and Juliet” Traits of Aries that Romeo has: impulsive, rebellious, social, romantic
Angelica Pickles from “The Rugrats” Traits of Aries that Angelica has: bossy, social, feisty, charismatic
Eddy from “Ed, Edd, N Eddy” Traits of Aries that Eddy has: social, bossy, prone to anger, impulsive
Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” Traits of Aries that Lois has: independent, romantic, clever, assertive
Taurus (April 20-May 20):
Belle from “Beauty and the Beast”
Traits of Taurus that Belle has: book-smart, stubborn, forgiving, family-oriented
Sheldon Cooper from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Taurus that Sheldon has: book-smart, independent, clean-freak, stubborn
Katniss Everdeen from “The Hunger Games” Traits of Taurus that Katniss has: stubborn, clever, nurturing, family-oriented
Sam Winchester from “Supernatural” Traits of Taurus that Sam has: book-smart, independent, emotional, clever
Tinker Bell from “Peter Pan” Traits of Taurus that Tinker Bell has: clever, energetic, stubborn, jealous
Jack Dawson from “Titanic” Traits of Taurus that Jack has: romantic, emotional, hardworking, stubborn
Gemini (May 21-June 20):
Peter Pan from “Peter Pan”
Traits of Gemini that Peter has: child-like, adventurous, friendly, flirtatious
Rapunzel from “Tangled” Traits of Gemini that Rapunzel has: child-like, multitasker, friendly, curious
Pippin Took from “The Lord of the Rings” Traits of Gemini that Pippin has: playful, curious, adventurous, helpful
Lumpy Space Princess from “Adventure Time” Traits of Gemini that LPS has: immature, talkative, friendly, expressive
The Eleventh Doctor from “Doctor Who” Traits of Gemini that Eleven has: child-like, friendly, talkative, curious
Moria O’Hara from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Gemini that Moria has: friendly, helpful, wise, confident
Cancer (June 21-July 22):
Wendy Darling from “Peter Pan”
Traits of Cancer that Wendy has: nurturing, imaginative, compassionate, emotional
Brian Johnson from “The Breakfast Club” Traits of Cancer that Brian has: book-smart, emotional, shy, follows the rules
Juliet Capulet from “Romeo and Juliet” Traits of Cancer that Juliet has: romantic, emotional, level-headed, impulsive
Leonard Hofstadter from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Cancer that Leonard has: nerdy, shy, emotional, friendly
Daenerys Targaryn from “The Game of Thrones” Traits of Cancer that Daenerys has: compassionate, nurturing, assertive, kind
John Watson from “Sherlock” Traits of Cancer that Watson has: level-headed, book-smart, friendly, shy
Leo (July 23-Aug 22):
Thor from “The Avengers”
Traits of Leo that Thor has: courageous, chivalrous, honorable, humorous
Mulan from “Mulan” Traits of Leo that Mulan has: brave, honorable, humorous, generous
Harry Potter from “Harry Potter” Traits of Leo that Harry has: brave, adventurous, honorable, quick-witted
Madison Montgomery from “American Horror Story: Coven” Traits of Leo that Madison has: ambitious, power-hungry, seductive, self-absorbed
Simba from “The Lion King” Traits of Leo that Simba has: brave, generous, charismatic, adventurous
Robin Sherbatsky from “How I Met Your Mother” Traits of Leo that Robin has: workaholic, charismatic, ambitious, brave
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22):
Cinderella from “Cinderella”
Traits of Virgo that Cinderella has: hardworking, kind, assertive, animal-lover
Frodo Baggins from “The Lord of the Rings” Traits of Virgo that Frodo has: loyal, family-oriented, kind, courageous
Hermione Granger from “Harry Potter” Traits of Virgo that Hermione has: studious, book-smart, courageous, neurotic
Dexter from “Dexter’s Laboratory” Traits of Virgo that Dexter has: book-smart, workaholic, analytical, neurotic
Bella Swan from “Twilight” Traits of Virgo that Bella has: independent, analytical, neurotic, family-oriented
Adrian Monk from “Monk” Traits of Virgo that Adrian has: neurotic, particular, analytical, workaholic
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22):
Aladdin from “Aladdin”
Traits of Libra that Aladdin has: daring, romantic, friendly, fair
Anna from “Frozen” Traits of Libra that Anna has: bubbly, romantic, optimistic, quirky
Scott Pilgrim from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Traits of Libra that Scott has: awkward, romantic, quirky, friendly
Hazel Lancaster from “The Fault in Our Stars” Traits of Libra that Hazel has: awkward, shy, social, intelligent
Winnie the Pooh from “The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh” Traits of Libra that Pooh has: friendly, social, appreciative, optimistic
Rory Gilmore from “Gilmore Girls” Traits of Libra that Rory has: intelligent, friendly, shy, awkward
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21):
Pocahontas from “Pocahontas”
Traits of Scorpio that Pocahontas has: passionate, ambitious, observant, reserved
Stewie Griffin from “Family Guy” Traits of Scorpio that Stewie has: sarcastic, intelligent, composed, humorous
Helga Pataki from “Hey Arnold” Traits of Scorpio that Helga has: passionate, obsessive, intense, secretive
Ben Harmon from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Scorpio that Ben has: emotional, intense, secretive, resentful
Molly Wesley from “Harry Potter” Traits of Scorpio that Molly has: fiery, emotional, determined, magnetic
Angel from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Traits of Scorpio that Angel has: resentful, emotional, secretive, passional
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21):
Jesse Katsopolis from “Full House”
Traits of Sagittarius that Jesse has: independent, talented, humorous, charismatic
Merida from “Brave” Traits of Sagittarius that Merida has: independent, rebellious, adventurous, talented
Robin Hood from “Robin Hood” Traits of Sagittarius that Robin has: adventurous, rebellious, humanitarian, social
Lorelai Gilmore from “Gilmore Girls” Traits of Sagittarius that Lorelai has: social, humorous, friendly, optimistic
Charlie Harper from “Two and a Half Men” Traits of Sagittarius that Charlie has: eccentric, party-animal, independent, talented
Penny from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Sagittarius that Penny has: talented, optimistic, social, humorous
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19):
Buffy Summers from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”
Traits of Capricorn that Buffy has: family-oriented, brave, workaholic, ambitious
Sherlock Holmes from “Sherlock” Traits of Capricorn that Sherlock has: cynical, reserved, quick-witted, book-smart
Elsa from “Frozen” Traits of Capricorn that Elsa has: hides emotions, family-oriented, extravagant, neurotic
Charlie Kelmeckis from “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” Traits of Capricorn that Charlie has: book-smart, family-oriented, neurotic, reserved
Ramona Flowers from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Traits of Capricorn that Ramona has: reserved, independent, passive, rebellious
Peeta Mellark from “The Hunger Games” Traits of Capricorn that Peeta has: workaholic, family-oriented, brave, reserved
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18):
John Bender from “The Breakfast Club”
Traits of Aquarius that Bender has: rebellious, stubborn, independent, pretentious
Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” Traits of Aquarius that Ariel has: rebellious, curious, stubborn, adventurous
Dean Winchester from “Supernatural” Traits of Aquarius that Dean has: humanitarian, stubborn, detached, adventurous
Phoebe Buffay from “Friends” Traits of Aquarius that Phoebe has: eccentric, creative, humanitarian, unique
Augustus Waters from “The Fault in Our Stars” Traits of Aquarius that Augustus has: caring, adventurous, rebellious, stubborn
Violet Harmon from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Aquarius that Violet has: independent, rebellious, music loving, quick-witted
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20):
Alice from “Alice in Wonderland”
Traits of Pisces that Alice has: daydream-y, imaginative, shy, curious
Willy Wonka from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” Traits of Pisces that Wonka has: imaginative, eccentric, wise, friendly
Katara from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” Traits of Pisces that Katara has: nurturing, helpful, quiet, hopeful
Ron Weasley from “Harry Potter” Traits of Pisces that Ron has: awkward, compassionate, sensitive, selfless
Willow Rosenberg from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Traits of Pisces that Willow has: escapist, wise, sensitive, quiet
Quasimodo from “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” Traits of Pisces that Quasi has: quiet, artistic, imaginative, sensitive
IM GLAD TO BE AN AQUARIUS
How the signs respond to “I love you”
Aries- I love you MORE
Taurus- …really?
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo- Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Scorpio- Mhm
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
Pisces- Huh?
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“So, what do you feel?” “nothing.”
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