[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[grimelords]

[plz-clap-deactivated20241021]

The mocking is a nice touch

[shingojira]

[beatlesweatles]

Why did he name his son that

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew

[dog-teeth]

badweird feelings

[chronicbrainfag]

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

[dog-teeth]

PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way

[mephostophilis]

Can lesbians use the slur Fruit?

sorry i must’ve missed the meeting where we made me Head of Slurs 

[melodramas]

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

[narutwitter]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

a productive what now?

[klbmsw]

[astrobro]

You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.

[chemychems-deactivated20210407]

[nicollekidman]

my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

every time a demon possesses me i just clench all my muscles really hard and it crushes it like a trash compactor

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[confusinglycarnivorous]

Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post

[zombiepatch]

anyone else feel like youtube is getting too fucking comfy w/ the multiple ads before every fuckin video??