The life of a "sane", in a world of insanity.

Everything under the queen-sized sun I live under. My life is close enough to normal for me to be okay with, and it's just the way I like it.

[thebookwormfairy]

Saw this on Pinterest and didn’t want to risk it especially now that’s my grandpa’s in the hospital

[deer-trees]

FREE GEORGE WASHINGTON AND CAPITALISM WILL REWARD YOU

[subparmemesanddistantdreams]

fine i’ll do it

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

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The bubba stole my phone 🐶 #Jimmybup

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🎅🏼🎄🎁 "You're all that I need, underneath the tree..." Well...a few presents never hurt either. #Christmas2015

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@marinagrams from the #NeonNatureTour on Monday night. 3 looks. 3 acts. 1 unforgettable show. (at TERMINAL 5)

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Happy Birthday Mama! You've raised me to be such a sassy girl and I hope you're as proud to be mine as I am to be yours. #transformationtuesday #Imarealboy #number1fan

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#Latergram from Tuesday night: The birth of Allura Borealis at The Drag Virgin Show, hosted by @suttonleeseymour #Drag #GownClown #cuntouring #TITS #Steampunk #Ididnttuck #Nopads #Vodka #Mytoeshurt #BeautyisPain (at Barracuda Lounge)

[clammingforpearl]

[samblackmoon-deactivated2016030]

MY QUEEN.

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I'm still pissed she beat out Trixie, but now I'm happy she's still around. She's doing it right.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[desireavenue]

Aya Sato

[jrealica-deactivated20170729]

Their movements are so sharp. Careful, they could puncture the hull of an Empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea… Because it’s so…sharp

[gecdt-deactivated20181219]

😭😫👏👏👏

[zaliti]

SHIT

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Weeeeeeeerq

[sexgoddeathandus]

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I was snapping @pseudodave and I thought I looked pretty. #selfierarity #likeultrarare

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@pseudodave You're a buttface, and I hate your stinking guts ❤️ Happy Birthday jerk. #Stupidhead

[ivanv]

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Make Me Choose: Pokemon Edition

Starters:

1: Bulbasaur, Charamander, or Squirtle?

2: Chikorita, Cyndaquil, or Tododile?

3: Treecko, Torchic, or Mudkip?

4: Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup?

5: Snivy, Tepig, or Oshawott?

6: Chespin, Fennekin, or Froakie?

7: Grass starters, Fire starters, or Water starters?

8: Mega Charizard X or Mega Charizard Y?

Eeveelutions:

9: Flareon, Jolteon, or Vaporeon?

10: Umbreon or Espeon?

11: Leafeon or Glaceon?

Evolutions:

12: Huntail or Gorebyss?

13: Vileplume or Bellossom?

14: Beautifly or Dustox?

15: Slowbrow or Slowking?

16: Politoed or Poliwrath?

17: Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, or Hitmontop?

18: Gardevior or Gallade?

19: Nidoking or Nidoqueen?

Fossils:

20: Omanyte or Kabuto?

Lileep or Armaldo?

21: Cranidos or Shieldon?

22: Archen or Tirtouga?

23: Tyrant or Aurorus?

Similar Looks:

24: Whiscash or Wailord?

25: Psyduck or Ducklett?

26: Buneary of Bunnelby?

27: Pansage, Panpour, or Pansear?

28: Forretress or Claydol?

29: Butterfree, Venomoth, Beautifly, or Vivillion?

30: Zubat, Woobat, or Noibat?

31: Arbok or Seviper?

Similar Pokemon/Types:

32: Pumpkaboo or Phantump?

33: Feebas or Magikarp?

34: Gyarados or Milotic?

35: Pikachu, Emolga, or Dedenne?

36: Pidgey, Spearow, Tailow, Starly, Pidove, or Fletchling?

37: Sawk or Throh?

38: Arbok or Weezing?

39: Jigglypuff or Clefairy?

40: Plusle or Minun?

41: Skrelp or Clauncher?

42: Aggron or Tyrannitar?

43: Combee or Cherubi?

44: Ditto, Mew, or Zoroark?

45: Inkay or Pumpkaboo?

46: Tyrannitar, Flygon, or Salamence?

47: Pinsir or Heracross?

48: Camerupt or Sharpedo?

49: Magnezone or Probopass?

50: Butterfree or Beedril?

51: Ampharos or Luxray?

52: Ratatta, Dunsparce or Bidoof?

53: Growlithe or Vulpix?

54: Druddigon, Haxorus, or Hydreigon?

55: Gardevior or Gothitelle?

56: Poochyenna or Purrloin?

57: Geodude or Roggenrola?

Form Changes:

58: Normal Castform, Water castform, Fire Castform, or Ice Castform?

59: Normal Rotom, Fan Rotom, Oven Rotom, Washing machine rotom, fridge rotom, or mower rotom?

60: Shaymin land form of Shaymin sky form?

Legendaries:

61: Moltres, Zapdos, or Articuno?

62: Mew or Mewtwo?

63: Mega Mewtwo X or Mega Mewtwo Y?

64: Raikou, Suicune, or Entei?

65: Lugia or Ho-Oh?

66: Celebi or Jirachi?

67: Latios or Latias?

68: Regirock, Regice, or Registeel?

69: Kyogre, Groudon, or Rayquaza?

70: Uxie, Mesprit, or Azelf?

71: Palkia, Dialga, or Giratina?

72: Darkrai or Cresselia?

73: Manaphy or Phione?

74: Coballion, Terrakion, or Virizion?

75: Tornadus, Thunderus, or Landorus?

76: Reshiram, Zekrom, or Kyurem?

77: Keldeo, Genesect, or Meloetta?

78: Xerneas, Yveltal, or Zygarde?

Moves, Types, Abilities, and Items:

79: Physical attacks or special attacks?

80: Fly or Surf?

81: Tackle, Pound, or Scratch?

82: Fighting, Psychic, or Dark?

83: Fairy or Dragon?

84: Drought, Drizzle, Sand Stream, or Snow Warning?

85: Quick ball or Timer Ball?

86: Full Heal, Lum Berry, Lava Cookie, Old Gateau, Castellicone, or Lumiose Galette?

Teams:

87: Team Aqua or Team Magma?

88: Team Magma or Team Flare?

89: Team Rocket, Team Magma, Team Aqua, Team Galactic, Team Plasma, or Team Flare?

People:

90: Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny?

91: Professor Oak, Elm, Birch, Rowan, Juniper, or Sycamore?

92: Misty, May, or Dawn?

93: Cilan, Cress, or Chili?

94: Gym Leader, Elite Four, or Champion?

95: Lance, Steven, Cynthia, Alder, or Diantha?

96: Shauna, Travis, or Tierno?

Gameplay:

97: Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, or Kalos?

98: Pokemon trainer games, pokemon ranger games, or pokemon mystery dungeon games?

99: Pokemon Cards, Games, or Show?

100: Pokemon or Other Fandoms?

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"Well, it's like the prostitute said, 'It's not the work that gets ya, it's the stairs.'" #tbt To @paigeturnernyc as Elaine Stritch for Legends and Divas week of #SYTYCD #Slurp #EverybodyRise #illDrinktoThat (at New World Stages)

[moonlightsdreaming]