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factsmyguy-deactivated20180214

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

survivingdaysalone

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

alphawitchnyxx

If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.

heatherkjc

spoonmeb

LoL whut the fuck

thaunderground

This cat is drunk me

s1uts-deactivated20250921

same^

kitkatofficial

Break time!

kitkatofficial

the gif is supposed to move…

kitkatofficial

This should do it! Have a break!

woopdawamb

here

kitkatofficial

Okay smart stuff

reesescups

Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs

kitkatofficial

Looks bad Reese’s

reesescups

At least it loads

kitkatofficial

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

agrumpypulloutcouch

some serious shit is going down over here

diet-poison

“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?” “Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

smothermewithaffection

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom.

the ad is seven hours long.

smothermewithaffection

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

smothermewithaffection

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

smothermewithaffection

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

smothermewithaffection

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

smothermewithaffection

he’s really getting into the book

smothermewithaffection

He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

smothermewithaffection

HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

smothermewithaffection

the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

elodieunderglass

more compelling than real tv tbh

milimonix

hoyatchi

TURN ON THE VOLUME

crossbeams

unfollovving

Going to school like

dailytwitterposts

tylerchokely-deactivated2014081

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

becquerels

Sometimes I feel bad that our relationship was ruined but then I remember it was never my fault. It was yours. It was all yours. All my guilt should be transferred to you.

westernkanye

coloratura-zodiacs

The Signs as Symphonies

Aries: Shostakovich 5. (its first performance was the success that cemented Shosty’s career, with a half-hour standing ovation. he wrote it while angry at Stalin, of course.)

Taurus: Mahler 2. (the Resurrection Symphony. it’s got epic french horns and epic strings and epic voices and it’s all very epic.)

Gemini: Haydn 94. (the “Surprise Symphony”. my favorite of the theories is that it’s supposed to awaken those who fall asleep by that point in the music.)

Cancer: Beethoven 6. (the “Pastoral Symphony”. my favorite section is “merry gathering of country folk.”)

Leo: Mozart 39. (so many trumpets. the first word people think of is usually something along the lines of “majestic,” or “grand.”)

Virgo: Prokofiev 2. (each movement has a sort of nervousness to it, with anger fading in and out; my favorite part is the 3rd movement.)

Libra: Tchaikovsky 4. (”Fate.” composed for his patron/ pen pal/ best friend, Nadezhda von Meck.)

Scorpio: Liszt 109. (the Dante Symphony, detailing the levels of the Catholic Hell from the Inferno.)

Sagittarius: Haydn 45. (the “Farewell.” Symphony. it’s super happy and dance-y sounding and great for most situations involving food or pets.)

Capricorn: Sibelius 7. (literally the most depressing symphony of all time. only one movement. done that way one purpose, however; absolutely GENIUS.)

Aquarius: Dvorak 9. (”New World Symphony.” Neil Armstrong listened to this on his way to and from the moon.)

Pisces: Paganini “Sonata a violino principale” (not technically a symphony, but i like it a lot and it feels very Pisces-ish.)

now, go listen to whichever one is your sun sign. (note: symphonies are written in sonata form. most of these are in three or four parts.)