Parental Advisory. Explicit Content.

Do no harm but take no shit. 21|USA|| I love pizza, ducks, plants, and my boyfriend. 🌛🍀♓️☯️

[teenscoolest]

[bi-villain]

[so-doggone-funny]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[recommend]

These Brilliantly-Designed Stores Are Living in the Future (x)

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[labella-instagram]

[kpopper]

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

[rai-r]

[deejay]

[deejay]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

“Why are you hungry didnt you JUST eat?”

[deejay]

[ladysstark]

Avengers, but Steve is trying to get everyone to eat healthier

[filmgifs]

Scooby-Doo (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[throwbackblr]

You try driving in platforms. Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[thenatsdorf]

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

[teenscoolest]

[kittywavvy]

life after nude leak

[kittywavvy]

update:

[nakomist]

[patanu102]

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[teathattast]

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Contain them