Feed The Good Wolf

Can you say that you are happy? I really hope your answer is yes

[dekudynamight]

Me going about my day knowing Endgame is exactly two weeks away and there’s no escaping it and that it’s actually happening and I’m gonna physically see it with my own eyeballs

[gattsuboo]

my life expectancy increases when i see happy, healthy betta fish.

[hermaea-mora]

OP living til 100 now

[gattsuboo]

i’ve never felt more ALIVE

[assamensis]

Sorry, OP, you can’t die

[gattsuboo]

The sight of this handsome boy wiggling towards me has made me IMMORTAL

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[abigboysblog]

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

[deanwinchesterisadorable]

https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/

“Vestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.

When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.”

“Here are a few ways to support your child’s vestibular sense:

Spinning in circles.

Using a Merry-Go-Round.

Rolling down a hill.

Spinning on a swing.

Going upside down.

Climbing trees.

Rocking.

Jumping rope.

Summersaults or cartwheels.

Using monkey bars.

Skating.

Going backwards.

Swimming.

Dancing.

Wheel-barrel walks.”

Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.

Kids love this because they NEED it.

[severalowls]

In other words: Don’t forget to calibrate your child’s GPS!

[roseyturtles]

YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH

[owarim]

[winterfellis]

[station-deactivated20200712]

http://station.tumblr.com/

[collegiate-confession]

[canyalltexteachother]

real talk, superheroes can be so focused on stupid shit sometimes…arms dealers this, drug dealers that… take down the fucking government already you stupid bitches!!

[charlesoberonn]

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[nawafrsa-deactivated20161223]

Remember who had you when you were at your lowest…

[7afla]

my own damn self

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[therealraewest]

A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this

[therealraewest]

Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute

When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.

When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber’s side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.

Today, a man I’ve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he’s unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I’m home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.

Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker’s shift to end.

If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you’ve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE’S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not “taking initiative”. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.

I’m so tired of being terrified by men who think they’re being romantic.

[blackjackgabbiani]

“Every woman” you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Don’t presume to speak for others, and don’t make this a gendered issue either.

[therealraewest]

Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and they’re all telling you to fuck off

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arievogues]

Yes

[hoenestandthotful]

You mean right now?

[andhumanslovedstories]

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

I see no downsides to this

[lilmamabeyellin]

don’t let ur emotions fuck with ur intelligence, facts over feelings boo

[wombshaker]

“Upload your resumé in PDF format”

“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”

“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”

[wombshaker]

“Great, now fill out this questionnaire too. It’ll only take 20-30 minutes! If we decide not to hire you, we won’t even give you the courtesy of an automated email telling you you’re not the right fit!”

[shefromhouston]

5 ways not to be used:

-believe patterns not apologies

-don’t fall in love with potential

-believe red flags

-know your worth

-don’t lower your standards

[l0v3-r3v9]

DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH POTENTIAL!!!!