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theinturnetexplorer

arielenhasarrived-deactivated20

this is so delightful

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catchymemes

wombatactual-deactivated2018071

fuckin lol @just-remington

michaelcorderoes

JTV appreciation week ★ Day 5 : favorite narrator moment(s)

octaedri

betype

lsleofskye

The Long Way Home | Jon Trend

silverhawk

those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them

silverhawk

i like them

lumnch

boneless Yoshi

catscenter

kristoffbjorgman

are you ok

disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever

the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently

prokopetz

The really hilarious part is that the busted Yeti is even worse than this description makes it sound.

TL/DR version: the structural layout of the Expedition Everest attraction is so complicated that Disney had to use a technique called “previsualisaton” to construct it - essentially a four-dimensional blueprint that specifies not only how the structure should be put together, but the exact point in time that each step should occur. That precision in timing is actually kinda critical, because if certain parts of the structure are subject to stress too early (e.g., before the concrete is fully cured, before additional supports have been installed, etc.), they’ll be permanently weakened.

Well, long story short, when the ride went into action, Disney’s engineers quickly discovered that the numbers weren’t adding up: the internal stresses the ride was producing every time they turned the animatronic yeti on were literally tearing the whole mountain apart. It’s clear that something got screwed up during construction: either somebody performed a step with the wrong timing, or in the wrong order, or the previsualisaton was messed up to begin with. The trick is, they have no idea what the actual error was - and the ride can’t be repaired until they figure out what went wrong in the first place.

So now they just point a moving strobe light at the motionless yeti to create the illusion of motion, which is why it’s been nicknamed the “disco yeti”.

jemthecrystalgem

When companies have too much money and need to chill

furbearingbrick

here’s an example of what the yeti looked like when it actually worked.

wizardshark

yo uhhhh thats fucking terrifying

spend-a-second

addisuns

getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

mostlycatsmostly

awed-frog

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

thestraggletag

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

illkim

friendshipboats

Imagine yourself in an infinite place

catchymemes

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

desmondsprettyface

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

wolfbrotherzach

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was. I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.