you're literally alive

[theminotaursmanual]

by Laerte Coutinho

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

[tinyideastuff]

door code

[contemptible-scoundrel]

jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

[estrellasrojas]

It’s getting to the point where seeing any kind of celebrity worship makes me feel like someone is throwing acid at my eyes

[markadoo]

used to be when you fucked in a car you could always be sure that the car wouldn't know. thats not the case anymore. modern cars know when you're fucking in them. how could they not? maybe you can avoid this by simply turning the car off. maybe that's naive of me. i just don't know. it's hard to know these things

[nobrashfestivity]

Bert Nienhuis, Tile, Belonging To Tableau Painted With Cranes And Columbines, C. 1896 - C. 1901

[lizardsister]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

WARNING!!!!! NEW SCAM GOING AROUND VIA HUMBLE BUNDLE!!!!! DO NOT BUY THIS BUNDLE

IF YOU DO, YOU WILL HAVE SPENT MONEY ON COPIES OF “THE BOYS” COMICS AND YOU WILL HAVE THEM ON YOUR PC. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS!!!!!!!

[gondwana]

Naming my baby deftones tool nine inch nails sativa manic episode . If it's a girl

[pansy2025]

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

Newsworthy: a collection of weird headlines and book titles.

[annabelle--cane]

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.

what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it

[archivearchangelica]

Bobbie the Dyke Doll, 2005

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

god reading old feminist theory is wild because you'll be nodding along and then they break out the old "lesbians doing bdsm is misogyny because that's man stuff" chestnut

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

ladies is it patriarchy when women fuck each other

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

idk it's not like I'd ever argue that women can't be misogynists or enforce patriarchy on each other like obviously they can and do. but also it's soooo funny to sincerely try to argue that no woman would ever want to fingerblasted if not for the masculine scourge tainting her mind and tricking her into thinking penetration is good. lady I'm sorry but sometimes it hits.

[evilfatgirl]

Beach outfit