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I KNOW I've posted something very similar before, but I can't find it to self-reblog so I just gotta say it again: I just KNOW Bond and Q are both very nosy bitches who LOVE to eavesdrop on people when they are out on dates.

They love it! It's their favorite thing! Eating their ribollita and lobster pasta and drinking their wine at their candlelit table in complete silence. People think who pass the 00Q table think they're fighting but they are NOT, they are just focused on the juicy drama unfolding at the table behind them, and they are exchanging subtle glances and nudges under their table whenever some especially interesting piece of intel drops. 👀👂📝

#the intel gatherer and voyers in them makes it all sooo sexy and intimate

halfbaked00q

James Bond fresh out of the navy who has a hard time falling asleep alone cuz it's too quiet-- ......I just. realized something lmao. maybe other than just general womanzing. Maybe this is a reason jame bond like. seeks out company..... damn lmao. ..I came to make a dumb joke about, Jame Bond fresh outta the navy hard time falling asleep too quiet, searching for & playing some kinda "army barracks sleep sounds, 10 hour loop" video......

#damn thats actually really sad and cute. he just needs someone near him while he sleeps...#you can make a 00q fic out of this

thirdsonofeve

q threatens to put a chip in bond's head to make him obey orders exactly once and bond is pissed off about how horny that made him for the rest of his life

thirdsonofeve

bond can't stop imagining it. he wants it more than anything. he ends up subconsciously following q's instructions, listening attentivly and doing what he's told. and after almost a month of thinking about being forced to follow q's every whim he breaks and goes to ask him to do it. control him. use him. own him. invade his mind and do whatever you want with him.

and q raises his eyebrows and notes that he must have forgotten the surgery he had a few weeks ago. let me help you remember, agent. there. put your fingers just above your left ear. you can feel the scar, right?

#oh my fucking god yes #nap universe just expanded oh my goddd

thirdsonofeve

q threatens to put a chip in bond's head to make him obey orders exactly once and bond is pissed off about how horny that made him for the rest of his life

#he wants to be a brainwashed sex toy so bad it makes him look stupid #even funnier if q didnt mean it like that but from bonds reaction can connect a few dots

ok this could be ooc.. and me projecting... however... i feel like q does a bit of yoga. not at all consistently. if he takes classes (doubt) he makes it to about half of them. but he does enjoy it and think its good for him since he's a sedintary desk guy.

he obviously enjoys and needs the arm/wrist/finger stretches and mobility stuff. but his lower back and shoulders are a killerr since hes always hunched over a bit of tech or his laptop.

eve got him a standing desk but changing it from standing to sitting is anoyingggg cus of alll the cables and the shit on his desk. and he'd much rather have it be in sit mode rather than make himself stand for hours

i think eve also introduced/pushed q into yoga cus she got tired of him whining about how his back and wrists hurt. so she kept inviting him to the class she goes to and he's like noooo. its dumb... i dont have time..... it cant possibly help me... and he's kinda annoyed that it does help him and it does feel good. like how you have to take your stupid daily mental health walk in nature for your dumb mental health. and yet it actually does work. annoyingly.

so every so often q has A Pain. and hes like. aughhhh. im gonna get off the couch and roll out my dumb mat and sit in childs pose and breathe for a while. his cats probably sit on him and hes like. well thats actually cute. i like that. his cats jumping on him while he's in tabletop. moving to his butt when he does downward dog. they meow at him when he does cat/cow cus his back is rising and falling and isnt a very great bench..

nomnomwotsits

Q absolutely refers to Eve as the 'light of his life' and James as 'ignorant asshat'

halfbaked00q

Bond at the airport hanging up the phone w Q to immediately text him shit like "miss u already 😚😚😚😚"

#q leaves him on read cus he cant think of a reply that isnt embarrassing