oh-twelve

give a little

[orriculum]

I'm just a piece of low poly fruit

[orriculum]

girls night

[leighalanna]

[carnival-phantasm]

[bunniope]

[ankle-beez]

What

[dismalboii]

sorry review of what

[evilmiku]

FRED FUCKING DIED?

[valtsv]

i don’t know which vampire needs to hear this today but i’m single

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“The low-maintenance woman, the ideal woman, has no appetite. This is not to say that she refuses food, sex, romance, emotional effort; to refuse is petulant, which is ironically more demanding. The woman without appetite politely finishes what’s on her plate, and declines seconds. She is satisfied and satisfiable.

A man’s appetite can be hearty, but a woman with an appetite is always voracious: her hunger always overreaches, because it is not supposed to exist. If she wants food, she is a glutton. If she wants sex, she is a slut. If she wants emotional care-taking, she is a high-maintenance bitch or, worse, an “attention whore”: an amalgam of sex-hunger and care-hunger, greedy not only to be fucked and paid but, most unforgivably of all, to be noticed.”

— Hunger Makes Me, Jess Zimmerman

[blobdylan]

[pryzzm]

my dudes listen if you sit down and think about it, it makes absolutely perfect sense that mr ratburn is gay

they slept on his romantic interests for twenty three years.  twenty three years.  if he was meant to be with a woman from the start they really would have just DONE that but now it’s 2019 and cartoons are getting gayer and i think marc brown saw that and said “it’s time” and i thank him so so much for that

[pancakeke]

good morning my fellow bastards of monday

[pancakeke]

that’s the spirit!

[figuerockfaeth]

im rereading tfc and i love neil so much asklhfkldfhg

[figuerockfaeth]

the thrilling sequel

[novakstiel]

there’s even more

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Snufkin better be a wizard

[redstarovermoundcity]

*Snufkin casts Pipe Smoking*

[allcolourssam]

snufkin casts brick at cop

[datsmeyellin]

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

[sindri42]

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

[gordon-freeman-official]

2 constants in all civilizations:

Tasty Fried Food

Danger Murder Sticks

[systlin]

I just jerked out of my midday dissociation and realized that seed bombing a golf course with mint would be the ultimate crime.

Oh my god this is so evil. 

I love it. 

[terulakimban]

Not mint. Native wildflowers. Because sure mint’s hard to kill and never completely goes away. But mint can also be kept low to the ground, and if you turn the sprinklers off and returf, you can keep it in check. Flowers, though? With quick growth, and fast seeding? Plants that have bred themselves for millennia for exactly that soil and the natural local water conditions? Do it in small sections, and start near water features. By the time anyone realizes that they’re the “wrong” plants, they’ll have already flowered and gone to seed, and once that happens, they are there forever.  Source: mom may have used native wildflowers as spite plants before for a particularly obnoxious and lawn-proud neighbor who also lived downwind. Hypothetically, if she did this, she was also 1) a tenant and 2) not a fan of either the landlord or the local HOA. 

[kumabearsweetheart-deactivated2]

It’d be a shame if somebody linked to how to make wildflower seedbombs. It’s simple enough but some folks might not know how but might really, really want to because they’d want to do something they absolutely shouldn’t and so helping them with multiple links would be really bad, right? I am not suggesting you do anything. I’m not thinking of golf courses near me.

[meatthroat]

im flower bombing all golf courses this summer in the name of decolonization

[blaaargh]

Jean-Baptiste Carpeaux, Ugolino and his Sons, 1865–67, after a composition modeled in Rome c1860–61

“The story of the Pisan traitor Ugolino della Gherardesca, imprisoned with his sons and condemned to starvation, was told in Dante’s Inferno (canto 33). Carpeaux shows the anguished father resisting his children’s offer of their own bodies for his sustenance. The composition was cast in Bronze (1862-63, Musée d’Orsay, Paris). The owner of the Saint-Béat quarry commissioned this marble.”

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[backstreets]

no i will not elaborate

[catchymemes]

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

[internalfailure]

[deactivated202100000-deactivate]

Why is this in the twenty one pilots tag?

[internalfailure]

why are you in the twenty one pilots tag?