Dec 3, 2020
good morning to dogs that eat food off the counter only to throw it up, dogs that will only eat the yellow parts of eggs, dogs with 1 ear that goes up and the other ear that goes down, rescue dogs whose owners think were abused but are just crybabies, anarchist riot dogs, dogs that talk with buttons, misandrist dogs, dogs who cry when their owners leave but misbehave once they’re over it, obese lapdogs, dogs that use wheelchairs, dogs that hate literally everything, and tiny white dogs with stains on their eyes that shake
