[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[dorothylarouge]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[yandere-angela]

[hailneaux]

Natalie Desselle and Halle Berry in B*A*P*S (1997) directed by Robert Townsend, costume design by Ruth E. Carter

[uredrunk]

[tankhall]

my tooth is making me evil

[smoggydoggyy]

just go easy on me

- @tankhall

[tankhall]

2027 ; i will pay you to keep your hand over my mouth

[bonivers]

i’m boreddddd let’s forgive ourselves for our failures

[sbrown82]

[nahimjustfeelingit-writes]

They was so fuckin fire 😭😭

[dapittgifs]

the most princess anyone has ever princessed

[woolay]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“nun dog what do i do?”

“…. …   … ..   ….  …. …. …”

“…. …. .. ….  ….. …. ….. …”

“…. ..  … ….  .. ..  … . …   … .. .. ….”

Transmission cancelled

Date for April 19th, 2026. Estimated time of death 15:26

[greeniery]

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

[sobcat]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for