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Scorpio

[oh-archivist]

me: how am i single

me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*

me: how am i single

[kristina100000]

embarrassed by the amount of pedestrians i hit with my car today but i made it home safe

[earthtodes]

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

[love-personal]

[daughterofchaos]

[httpxangelx]

[puffsaddy]

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

[u-have-been-hacked]

staying up late ain’t even fun anymore it’s just sad

[kvroko]

[pointnclick]

women love me for my eye bags and dead eyed stare

[whatever-nvrmnd]

And hands

[pointnclick]

women hate my hands. make your own post

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[thedudeleftthebuilding-deactiva]

[bopeep]

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

[bastardofficial]

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

[jumpingjacktrash]

issekai-yay, motherfucker

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ngl, I’d watch something like that.

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[lameborghini]

im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes

[catsfurever]

get u a girl who cant do either