Sentience Should Be Edible

No, I am not available for commission.

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Which is sadder, the hollow knight or Reese’s hollow egg that they’re selling for Easter?

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Someone needs to make a telephone parody about your mom interrupting you when you’re trying to work on your assignments.

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My grandpa is a Gen Alpha meme for the next year. Send tots and taters.

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I love my country

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Why the fuck does one of these cost more than a weeks worth of groceries?

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How does a girl fail to complete P1 multiple times only to complete P2 on the first try in nine and a half minutes after giving up on P1?

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okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

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How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

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The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

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Orbital. Round.

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Found the one creaky spot on the second floor. Made the kin much amusement.

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The good pen started leaking. Time to riot.

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Platonic/romantic ship dynamic

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I just think that they

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Orange cat owners, what separates an orange from a tortie? Bc my tortie is so fucking dumb.

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I have never annotated a book in my life but I just finished The King in Yellow so that fact may change very quickly.

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“I’m not an ai, I’m a lunatic!”

- My mom complaining abt the never ending “I am a human” checks

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When the box says, “Do not recycle at home”

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Organ donors would be at a horrible disadvantage in a zombie apocalypse bc they’d have a harder time chasing their prey. Cornea donation? Can’t see shit. Internal organs? Harder time standing. Limb donation? That’s just funny.

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The Doctor found out I was the one who took yarn off of Yarnaby. The yarn was confiscated. 🥺 I want my ball of yarn back. 😭