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[deadboyfriend-deactivated202101]

ive never been as invested in a show i don’t watch as i am right now

[makomoriz]

John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019

[witcherson]

[coulsart]

What are you afraid of?

Richie: …Clowns.

Pennywise: 

[sleepeys]

*sees everybody moving to reddit*

[gayrudeboys]

[normancy]

Me when I have to make a presentation at school:

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[made-up-names]

Harry: Who would ever willingly follow Voldemort?

Draco:

[literallyaflame]

in 2019 we’re bringing back 2009 scene culture. everyone dust off your knee high converse. get out your hot topic band tees. dig up your rubber bracelets. i’m buying 27 cans of hair spray as we speak. i’m making you a cookie and i’m gonna fucking eated it

[newvegas]

Greed: *gives Ling his ultimate shield powers*

Ling: fucking superb you funky little homunculus

[liquidstar]

huge muscle men in fma upon seeing ed elric: i can and will carry him like a suitcase

[liquidstar]

compilation

[sillydodobird]

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

[thelegendofclarke]

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

[thelegendofclarke]

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

[clonesdreamgirl]

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

[thebestpartofwakingup]

It’s ok it’s their second amendment right

[pure]

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

[withclawsandsympathy]

some of u have never put ketchup on white rice and honestly it shows

[peacefulmode]

[audino-archive]

siri, activate my sharingan 

[genjutzu]

alexa, summon my susanoo

[aaronbuzz]

Ok google, A M A T E R A S U

[wirtthepoetryhoe]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: why the fuck were there dinosaurs in the aot opening?

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st