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quick announcement:
// so there are some things lurking in my inbox but since I’ve barely been signing on for months I have no clue when they were sent or, oftentimes, what they were sent for
so I’m clearing out anything I don’t recognize
I apologize :c
MORE GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
part one here.
❝ I’m a stupid fart. ❞
❝ Shit I wanted to be Yoshi. ❞
❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞
❝ I ain’t above punching rats! ❞
❝ Finally, I can water my pizza. ❞
❝ I hate you, [ name ]! What have you turned me into?! ❞
❝ That’s a one way ticket to FUCK YOU. ❞
❝ You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? ❞
❝ Aw I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazelle. ❞
❝ You are uninvited for my birthday party. ❞
❝ At age six I was born without a face. ❞
❝ I’m a sexy widdle baby.❞
❝ You’re hard to love, but you’re harder to hate. ❞
❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞
❝ Taco bell can cure diabetes. You can quote me on that. ❞
❝ Matter cannot be created or destroyed, you stank bitch. ❞
❝ I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me. ❞
❝ I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur. ❞
❝ Don’t fucking cock tease me, broseph. ❞
❝ Goddamn fucking wolf asshole piece of shit. ❞
❝ Being a spider looks like it FUCKING RULES. ❞
❝ First of all I’m not a child, I’m a princess. ❞
❝ Don’t count your chickens before they egg. ❞
❝ My butt is clenched as tight as it will go. ❞
❝ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [ name ] SUCKS! ❞
❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞
❝ I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong…which is often. ❞
❝ If I was a hundred percent honest with myself then shit would suck. ❞
❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞
❝ I’ve got reeses pieces. But I’m dead so they’re deceases’s pieces. ❞
❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞
❝ A woman’s drinking poison, wh- uh wuh how, why, eh, she dies, wh-why did she die? Show your work. ❞
❝ My goal is to pee in every major body of water on Earth. ❞
❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞
❝ Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family. ❞
❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞
❝ You know what really brings me closer to my friends? Ass fucking. ❞
❝ Do you think if you urinate and pre-cum at the same time it’s pre-pre? ❞
❝ You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me. ❞
❝ Ronald McDonald doesn’t make me wanna eat a hamburger. He makes me wanna call the police. ❞
❝ One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, am I right? Your life is my treasure. And it was trash for you. Your life is trash is basically what I’m saying. ❞
❝ Are you fucking with me right now? I feel like someone’s getting fucked with and I think its me all of a sudden. ❞
❝ Every titty is unique and special. And I don’t mean every PAIR of titties, I mean every titty. ❞
❝ I’m having like a silent, mental breakdown. That being said I’m cool with death now. ❞
❝ I like butts in general. I was gonna say I like big butts, but I just like all the butts. And boobs. And faces. I like the female form. ❞
❝ Someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl/guy on was, and I was like “Well…” I was like ‘I don’t know, I guess we could just, fuckin’, wander around Whole Foods long enough that we could get enough cheese samples, then we could call it a night. ❞
❝ That’s not even nightmare fuel. That’s nightmare fuel for like the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon. ❞
// quickly! someone reblog an interesting-looking askbox prompt list so I don’t have to get off my ass and look for one myself!
“I lost my faith when I was young.”
The Dear Hunter starters
Caitlyn looks at him. I don’t believe you.
“In what, exactly?”
The Dear Hunter Starters
“You want to leave your home, but you don’t want to lose control.”
“There’s far too many ways to die.”
“You want to keep your soul above the ocean floor, but there’s far too many waves to try.”
“Take a tip from me; I swear I’ve seen it all before.”
“We knew exactly how it’d end.”
“I’m brokenhearted ‘til we meet again.”
“And the echoes of you rhyme like a distant verse on forgotten words.”
“Give me death or set me free - just return my soul to me.”
“The flame might be gone, but the fire remains.”
“I left myself for dead.”
“Was I just a playful pawn, a trophy you had won?”
“Some things are better left unseen.”
“Won’t you save us now?”
“Don’t you tread too close to the line this time.”
“You couldn’t compromise, so keep playing with fire.”
“I can’t stop ‘til everyone who ever done me wrong knows I’m not willing to take it.”
“No one ever told me what it meant to be alone.”
“If they don’t get out, then I’ll just bury them all.”
“Love us all in spite of what we’ll do to you.”
“It’s the end of the line for you and I.”
“Don’t make believe we even tried.”
“I lost my faith when I was young.”
“I fear that there is a heaven above.”
“I could tell no apparition heard a single word I said.”
“Will I ever know heaven or hell? Or is eternity something worse?”
“I hope there’s not a heaven above.”
“I never wanted to hurt no one. No one but you.”
“I’d bare you my heart if I knew that it still was there.”
“So take all the wind from my lungs if you’re out of air.”
“I feel the heat of a thousand breaths upon my neck.”
“Now I’m stuck between alive and after.”
“Revel in your victory.”
“You’ve earned your damning.”
“Pray to me that you can stand the heat.”
“You know, it takes a village to raise a scheme.”
“The secret’s safe as long as you pay.”
“Only a fool would make martyrs from heathens.”
“Only a monster would make fodder from saints.”
“These people will just tear themselves apart.”
“Don’t you wonder what made him so vicious, so sick?”
“If you’re stacking your problems like a pile of bricks, you’ve got to knock down the wall.”
“Do the heavens ever spare the crop when the winter falls?”
“Could we really hide if the reaper calls?”
“Someone like you would break you and put you in the ground.”
“Don’t you want to see him fall apart?”
“Soon I’ll know exactly where I stand.”
“I won’t be giving up again.”
“Then I learned to turn emotions in to weaponry.”
“Don’t tell anyone what you saw here.”
“Hell will open up its flue.”
“You will witness what the fire can undo.”
“Far from the ash I will be reborn again.”
“I’m burying that menace in my memory.”
“Do I die as a martyr or miscreant?”
“The only truth he ever told was that there’s far too many ways to die.”
“Did I lead the wolf to the fawn?”
“There’s no passion in being passive.”
“So for you, I am a killer.”
“Is absolution far too much to ask?”
"So..." // fuck it XD
“You’re gonna let me wear the hat next time, right?”
“...oh, if you insist. Just be careful with it.”
“I always have time for you.” { <333 }
Mass Effect starters
A quiet, almost bemused chuckle. “I’m sure you have other things to do as well, Shirou.”
Shirou really can’t help but smile at the sound of her laugh. (It’s such a warm sound, like a soft blanket around the shoulders at the end of autumn. Who wouldn’t smile at it?) “Of course, of course,” he concedes, thumbing the pendant at his neck. “But most things can be put aside if need be, for the sake of a dear friend.”
Odd, she thinks. They hadn’t met all that long ago, really—certainly not long enough ago to warrant the dear label, in her opinion. But perhaps Shirou’s definition was a bit different.
Or he's flirting and just not being particularly direct about it.
Caitlyn clears her throat. “I appreciate it, nonetheless.”
the two of us against the grain
Viktor tenses at that, watching her closely for any indication of… of… he isn’t completely sure what. That she might be inclined to continue, perhaps. That the encounter rattled her, or that she sustained any further injury, or that he should put down his test instruments now and go find the miscreant and deliver some sort of justice–
Not that that would help her. Leaving her alone has never helped her. He can help her by staying here and making sure she’s whole and happy.
“Well, first and foremost, you may have noticed a new…” Viktor frowns, trying to think of the right wording. “Addition to the compound at the door. It’s Katarina’s,” he’s quick to add. “And it’s been somewhat challenging already, ensuring that a still-growing animal can live comfortably with a prosthesis.”
To say nothing of the slobber. Gods above, the slobber.
“…Are you all right?” Viktor asks, because he cannot leave that alone any longer.
Katarina. Yes. Caitlyn still isn’t entirely sure of how she feels about that particular situation—but Viktor is only shortsighted, not stupid, and he’s one of the most paranoid creatures she’s ever met (including herself). He’ll be alright.
She assumes.
“I’m fine,” she says, hoping it’s convincing enough. “No real harm done. I wasn’t expecting her, that’s all.” Her flesh hand starts threatening to fiddle with the seam of the opposite arm, but she notices in time for it to just look like a twitch.
“What sort of dog is it, anyway?” Caitlyn asks. “It’s bigger than she is already, isn’t it?”
She shrugs. "Left a few dead bodies, some beyond recognition. But they're only scouts along the border." Resting against a wall, she continues, "Is there supposed to be a particular pattern for that girl?"
Caitlyn gives a sound like a grimace in audible form. “What you just described is one of the only constants she has,” she replies. “Most of her other motives are rather personal, but the persons in question haven’t gone near Noxus of late. Unless Vi’s begun breaking the laws of physics, of course.”
...Although, really, she shouldn’t joke about that. Vi probably could if she put her mind to it—Cait wouldn’t be surprised.
“Is there much left of the scenes themselves?”
"I suppose this should be the time to tell you your little cannon-blasting criminal has been spotted near our borders. For whatever reason, I have no idea."
Something freezes, but only for a second.
“Oh? Doing anything at the time, or merely spotted?”
Commission for @deathpriest ! Ty!
“My people have a saying— seek the enemy of your enemy, and you will find a friend.”
Mass Effect starters
“Reasonable enough.” Caitlyn tilts her head questioningly. “And what enemy would this be?”
“I always have time for you.” { <333 }
Mass Effect starters
A quiet, almost bemused chuckle. “I’m sure you have other things to do as well, Shirou.”
“You are a great protector. But some things are beyond even you.”
Mass Effect starters
“Maybe so, but I’d prefer to make an effort all the same.”
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Mass Effect sentence starters: All the Whispers
based on (x)
“Just don’t make the mistake I did.”
“There’s always another mission. None of them are an excuse to make yourself an island.”
“I got a few scratches and dents. I hope they just give me character.”
“Confirmation that my father is working for (…).”
“Help us!”
“I know what you did.”
“I always have time for you.”
“It was nothing I couldn’t handle.”
“Are you here to kill me?”
“Somewhere deep in the fabric of reality, our actions are recorded and remembered.”
“Whatever you come up with, you can count me in.”
“It seems there will be no one to mourn me when I die.”
“You’re the only friend I’ve made in ten years.”
“…hell of a fight.”
“That won’t happen. I see you all when you get back.”
“I watched them die.”
“People could get hurt… even killed.”
“This war needs to be won.”
“My people have a saying - seek the enemy of your enemy, and you will find a friend.”
“Your courage for my people will be remembered.”
“You won’t be alone in your fight.”
“We do not wish you harm.”
“I’m willing to do what’s necessary.”
“I’ll march into whatever hell you want, but not with a fake smile on my face.”
“Nothing positive about grinning like an idiot.”
“Finish this… you promise me!”
“All I’ve ever done in my entire career is destroy the natural course of the universe.”
“If you are worthy of your command, prove your strength.”
“It’s so much easier to see the world in black and white; grey… I don’t know what to do with grey.”
“I have lived a full life… no regrets.”
“Good; get it out of the way so we can concentrate on being big goddamn heroes.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Good to have you here.”
“I beg you - do not do this. Please.”
“I know how this will end. But I will not back down - I can’t.”
“Face me in single combat, (…).”
“Let me die with honour.”
“We can handle ourselves.”
“Go back and get (…). It’s the right choice and you know it.”
“I wanted you to have a normal life. Marriage, children… things I could never have.”
“It has reminded me of what is truly important. Why I swore I’d lay down my life.”
“Now go back and get (…), and get the hell out of here. You know it’s the right choice.”
“Some souls die in battle, some die in their sleep. And some die for no reason at all.”
“One day there will be payback for all that my people have suffered.”
“Under your leadership we can’t fail.”
“No point in hiding from it.”
“So much space. Walls of stone. It’s amazing. I wish my friends could see it. I wish (…) were here.”
“There is only one way to save (…).”
“I made the mistake of trusting you - believing you were my friend. I was a fool.”
“Well, looks like I was the only one to make it out alive.”
“I just want to know - is the person I followed to hell and back still in there? Somewhere?”
“Do we deserve death?”
“I ask forgiveness.”
“Screw that - I can hold them off!”
“Everything my people will ever be depends on it.”
“I hear we have a galaxy to save.”
“I don’t have what you do. That fire that makes some willing to follow you into hell itself.”
“I understand. Good luck. I hope we’ll see each other again.”
“You just spared our race another genocide.”
“You’re picking that thing over us?”
“I’m still human. I make mistakes like everyone else.”
“You are a great protector. But some things are beyond even you.”
“It’s a hell of a job, isn’t it? Being the good guys.”
“Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
// sneaks back into view
