The Huntsman of the Valar

"Oromë is fourth of the Lords of the Valar, eighth of the Aratar. He loves the lands of Middle-earth, hunting monsters and fell beasts." // RP blog for Oromë. Multiverse & multifandom friendly. Fc: Johnny Harrington & Sam Heughan

[0rome-archived]

@ask-starkindler

“Rebellion? Whit rebellion?”

[ask-starkindler]

@0rome

@ask-maedhros - you know him?- went after a few Maiar he had problems with.

It was a little… hectic.

[0rome-archived]

“Cannae say A do… Whit’s this got tae do with me being ta king?”

[ask-starkindler]

Sweetie, if a rebellion came up, you might struggle putting it down (without killing everyone who hadn’t been killed).

That isn’t to say you would cause a rebellion. No, you would never. At all. Ever. Of course you wouldn’t. You’re not the second most aggressive vala or anything. No. No rebellions.

[0rome-archived]

"Well that would be easy: A get tae eat whoever kills someone. No more killing when A've eaten the killers."

[0rome-archived]

@ask-starkindler

“Rebellion? Whit rebellion?”

[ask-starkindler]

@0rome

@ask-maedhros - you know him?- went after a few Maiar he had problems with.

It was a little… hectic.

[0rome-archived]

"Cannae say A do... Whit's this got tae do with me being ta king?"

[0rome-archived]

@ask-starkindler

"Rebellion? Whit rebellion?"

[mandos-namo-deactivated20180722]

WHY I SHOULD BE KING OF THE VALAR. (AND NOT MANWË)

1. I AM EXTREMELY COMICAL. WHEN I TELL A JOKE, THE WHOLE WORLD LAUGHS! “HAHA YOU ARE SO FUNNY MANDOS.” - I HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME.

3. I WILL GIVE EVERYONE MARSHMALLOWS. (EXCEPT FOR MANWË.)

4. I AM THE RULER OF THE DEAD, WHICH MAKES ME INCREDIBLY COOL. UNLIKE MANWË; WHO IS NOT COOL.

5. ME.

6. I AM A RESPONSIBLE VALA. MANWË IS NOT. THAT IS A FACT.

7. I LOVE BEING “FUN.” I ENGAGE IN FUN ACTIVITIES ALL THE TIME. DESPITE WHAT THE OTHERS SAY (MANWË) I AM NOT GRIM AND BORING.

8. DO YOU LIKE DEATH AND DEAD THINGS? SO DO I. LET ME BE KING.

9. IF YOU ARE NOT CONVICED THAT I AM COOL; I WEAR SUNGLASSES WHEN IT IS NOT SUNNY.

10. I LOVES ELVES. I THINK THEY ARE INCREDIBLY FOOLISH, YES; BUT THAT IS WHY I LOVE THEM. (I WILL TRY MY BEST NOT TO CURSE THEM AGAIN, I PROMISE.)

[host-of-chthon]

My Lord, I think you spend far too much time with Melkor but yeah, I would vote for you especially because of argument no 8

[mandos-namo-deactivated20180722]

WELL, EVEN MELKOR IS MORE REASONABLE THAN MANWË.

ACTUALLY… MOST PEOPLE ARE MORE REASONABLE THAN MANWË.

[ask-starkindler]

Why I, Varda Elbereth Gilthoniel Fanuilos Tintalle Elentári, should be Queen of the Valar (and not Námo):

I already am, technically.

I’m the elves’ favourite.

I made the stars. Who doesn’t love the stars?

I bet you love the stars secretly, Námo.

I am far more responsible than both Námo or Manwë.

I would rule just fine without my husband.

Me (if you’re allowed this as a reason, honey, so am I!).

[mandos-namo-deactivated20180722]

WHY I, NÁMO VEFANTUR GWIVANNOTH MANDOS THE JUDGE, DOOMSMAN AND RULER OF THE DEAD SHOULD BE KING OF THE VALAR (A CONTINUATION.)

- I AM NOT VARDA.

[ask-starkindler]

Why I, Varda, Queen of the Stars and Arda (and the Valar) should be Queen of the Valar:

I’m not Námo.

That is to say, I’m not a ‘mess and proud of it’.

[mandos-namo-deactivated20180722]

UM. WELL. AT LEAST I AM NOT AS MUCH OF A MESS AS YOUR HUSBAND. ! !

[0rome-archived]

Why I, Oromë, the huntsman of the Valar should be the king of Arda (and not Manwë, Mandos, or Varda)

Dogs AND horses for everyone

Go make babies I love babies. Even just trying counts. With anyone.

Bows and spears for everyone

Bacon

DOGS

I'm chill, let's get fucked together

d o g s

[ooh-love]

The Incredible Things I’ve Seen while Stalking a Moose and her Calf for a Year

[lilachobbit]

@0rome

[0rome-archived]

-mermaid sits on rock brushing her hair and winks at Orome-

Oromë looked around and then pointed at himself, nodding at the fair creature, with his own hair dripping wet from his swim earlier.

[oceansode]

“Indeed the weather the most clement,” she replied swimming to the edge of the river. Leaning back against the edge she propped herself on her elbows. Her dark hair clung to her skin. “I am not from these parts, unfortunately. The ocean is my home but I find great pleasure ‘exploring’.”

[0rome-archived]

He paused to watch her as she emerged from the water near him, a smile twitching one corner of his mouth up slightly. “Exploring? Is there something ye may be wishing tae find then? Perhaps ye look fer a distraction of sorts?”

[oceansode]

“If someone can provide me a distraction grander than this I would be delighted to conduct such exploration,” the mermaid laughed, her voice like bells. Humming she tilted her head back, letting her soak int he warmth of the sun. Droplets of shimmering water slid down her neck. 

[0rome-archived]

“A might”, Oromë replied instantly. “Might ye let me race ye up ta stream. There’s a fallen tree no far from here.. That could be the finish line?” he explained flashing a charming smirk as his toe brushed against her scaled tail underwater.

[0rome-archived]

*lays naked on a pile of furs* Seduced yet?

“Might do”, he grinned while watching her, quite pleased. “A’d like tae see ye try a little harder, however, and A might come join ye.”

[0rome-archived]

Oromë tensed, tilting his chin up slightly as he eyed her for a moment before cocking his head with a pleased smile. “Ye’re being a naughty lass today, aren’t ye?” he growled with a low voice, quickly tucking the hem of his kilt under his belt to reveal his hard cock, and got down on his knees, between her thighs.

The Vala leaned down to kiss her, his rough fingers going down to replace her delicate ones.

[0rome-archived]

Have you ever played an April Fool's Day prank on anyone?

“Oh, aye, A enjoy a wee prank now and then. One time A put two hundred dogs inside Manwë’s house. Good times.”

[0rome-archived]

"Your hounds are smart, yes?"

“They are. Quite possibly even smarter than ye.”

[masteroftheseas]

“Rude.”

[0rome-archived]

[0rome-archived]

"Your hounds are smart, yes?"

“They are. Quite possibly even smarter than ye.”

[0rome-archived]

-the guppy just waves happily because he heard he was being mentioned-

“Oh, hullo there, ye must be Ossë’s wee one!”

[0rome-archived]

@withinxarda replied to your photo “@withinxarda // Oh sorry this was for Vana XD”

OMG LOL I FORGOT I HAD A VANA

withinxarda replied to your photo “@withinxarda // Oh sorry this was for Vana XD”

Tilion wants to know if he’s still included

withinxarda replied to your photo “@withinxarda // Oh sorry this was for Vana XD”

also now that Vana is remembered by me, she’s just like (¬‿¬)

// Tilion could be included.

And Orome has been looking at Vana like that for a good while now but he’s still been sleepy from his hibernation.

[0rome-archived]

@withinxarda // Oh sorry this was for Vana XD

[0rome-archived]

@easterlingwanderer

“The dog, as promised. Called Egan he is. The best dog ye can find, fer sure.”

[easterlingwanderer]

The Wanderer smiles widely, reaching for the dig who is easily taller than he is.

“Who be a good boy?” He cooes happily.

[0rome-archived]

“Am happy tae see ye like him. But if he’s mishandled A’ll be fetching him back.”

[0rome-archived]

@easterlingwanderer

“The dog, as promised. Called Egan he is. The best dog ye can find, fer sure.”

[easterlingwanderer]

"How much might it cost tae buy a few of yer vibrating knobs aff ye?"

“It depends on many variables! How many toys, how enchanted, of what kind… Some o’tah simple, just-vibrating ones be nae verra pricey. Aboot like a good sword. Wanna see tah list?”

[easterlingwanderer]

0rome:

“There’s more than one variety? A dinnae care aboot the colour all that much but if A have tae choose, A’d like them tae be blue so it reminds the lassies of my eyes. Burds like that sort of stuff, ken.”

“Oh aye, I ken. So you can see I have a catalog here, ye can choose how ye want and I’ll have them in blue, as yer eyes. I would suggest this one… with tha rotating head, and this here which vibrates and ye put on yer fingers ta please tah lassies that way if ye catch me meaning, and these beads here.”

[0rome-archived]

“A’ll take three of the first ones with the heid. Will be good fer when Am no there tae tend tae them, aye?”

[easterlingwanderer]

"How much might it cost tae buy a few of yer vibrating knobs aff ye?"

“It depends on many variables! How many toys, how enchanted, of what kind… Some o’tah simple, just-vibrating ones be nae verra pricey. Aboot like a good sword. Wanna see tah list?”

[0rome-archived]

“A can offer a horse, a coo and four fine dogs fer three big vibrating ones. How’s tha? Would be good fer the wife and few other lassies, Am sure ye understand.”

@withinxarda // tagging you because this is hilarious XD

[easterlingwanderer]

“If ye can give me just one companion a bit like Huan wuz I’ll give ye three vibrating ones, and also some reading material which I be sure yer lassies will appreciate. Deal?”

[0rome-archived]

Oromë thought for a moment, stroking his stubbled chin before nodding. “Aye, can be arranged. That’s a deal then.”

[easterlingwanderer]

“Great! So tell me which o'tah vibrating one would ye like, and do ye have a preference aboot colours?”

The wanderer is smiling HUGELY.

[0rome-archived]

“There’s more than one variety? A dinnae care aboot the colour all that much but if A have tae choose, A’d like them tae be blue so it reminds the lassies of my eyes. Burds like that sort of stuff, ken.”