Goose - Chaos Cultivar

They/Them | 24 your local overstimulated pond-dweller big fan of listening

[0wlbot]

Just did a sodoku and had a little fruit snack on my morning break. Maybe everything's gonna be fine guys

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[hypnoticdom1]

Little miss hypnobait just wants to listen to the sound of your voice and doesn’t really care what you’re saying anymore

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[starsonmarsy]

kicking my feet about getting followed by people i think are very cool and chill

[0wlbot]

not sure whats wrong with me that makes me go from digitizing buildings and roads at work to digitizing buildings and roads for OSM after work, but it's good for OSM I guess

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[mas-o-kissed]

Hmmmm really really into when someone is fucked up in some way (hypno, drunk, etc) and when they try to talk it comes out so wrong that they’re little incredulous about what they just said. Like wow what did I just.,.. did I…..

[pocket-watcher]

THIS this this this this

[misscammiedawn]

See, the cool thing about hypnosis is that the brainwashing can often be mutual.

Like, yes. The hypnotist is using their silly magic guided meditation to slip suggestions into your mind and change your mind in the most kinky way possible... but hypnotees condition their partners, too.

With every reaction they offer they are communicating "more of this, please" and over the course of a relationship the hypnotist will find themselves drawn to seek out ways of getting reactions and making the experience more enjoyable.

Both parties shaping one another to act more the way the other desires.

What is that, if not brainwashing?

It's a beautiful and efficient system.

[misscammiedawn]

Just ask yourself during a scene-- which of us is being conditioned?

[bugbraiin]

One thing im uncomfortably woke about is bugs. And im actively trying to get more uncomfortably woke. By this i mean i DO believe the normalised fear of bugs stems from both government and business propaganda. The start of household pesticide sales coinciding with the boom in insect related horror movies. The promotion of anti intellectualism and anti enviromentalism. If you're scared of bugs, you wont care about saving them. If you dont care about saving them, you wont care about saving our home, since without bugs it cannot be saved. If you dont care about saving our home, the rich can do whatever they want with the chunks of it they continue to destroy.

I WILL calmly and kindly try to help anyone who is afraid of bugs. I will show them my finds, i will explain their importance, i will tell them just how sweet and gentle and friendly they are. And I WILL shoot down any immature loser who believes senseless killing is the only possible response to not liking something.

Get woke. Love bugs.

EDIT: this breached containment. My usual like count is like 5 😭 i want to clarify i mean people who conflate fear with hate are the ones who wont care about saving our planet, like people who threaten to kill peoples pet bugs or actively kill bugs outside for no apparent reason. Not people who run away from a bee.

[christclown]

turning a sub into an overwhelmed, wordless mess and then when they finally gain back enough cognition to speak half a word you interrupt them to praise and coo over them, making them drop back to mindlessness

[discworldwitches]

once you start paying attention to birds and bugs the world becomes so magical

[0wlbot]

Who told me writing in the second person was bad. What the fuck.

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[0wlbot]

[0wlbot]

My classic tetris website won't load and it's incredibly upsetting