Goose - Chaos Cultivar

They/Them | 24 your local overstimulated pond-dweller big fan of listening

[vsangelperfume]

[0wlbot]

favorite word?

At the moment, Diabolical

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

! this user loves illegal immigration, abortions, and sex change operations !

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[dragongirlbunny]

[hypnotizedprettyprincess]

I want someone to laugh evily at how stupidly susceptible I am to their hypnotic powers while I lose myself as I struggle to resist their charm so, sooooo badly

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website gets me

[0wlbot]

What's the point of working 10 hour days if I'm just gonna get harassed into working overtime on the day I'm supposed to get off for working those longer hours

[devotedlystrangewizard]

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

[mindlessbimbo]

brainwashing kink so abstract it amounts to 'wish i could watch/listen to tv static and cease to exist for one to twenty-four hours'. sex optional

[darviticus]

Yeah they're called the Mountain Goats, they started as one guy but the early albums have Rachel Ware in them and since 07 it's been 3+ guys. The big songs are about breakups and drug addiction, but there's silly songs about monkeys and concept albums about wrestling, dragons ect. Early songs are lo-fi with some really nasally vocals but the style and tone keeps shifting every album and now we're at some dream-inspired theatre shit and colabing with LMM. They're my favourite band.

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???