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Ummm. Hi! Call me Karma. I'm 22. I don't know why I didn't make this blog earlier. But here we are. If you know me, you might know me as karmatens. I like to write really stupid erotica. I might also do other things. No one actually knows.

#my stuff — Stuff and things of my own creation.

I love the internet!

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Pawing at your pantleg wondeirng if you have any thoughts on new delta rune

Just for you, anon... (Bats my eyelashes.) Seeing as this is largely a pornographic blog, I guess I'll begin on my thoughts as they pertain to pornography?

My thoughts: I don't want to have sex with Flowery at all.

BUT I REALLY, REALLY LOVE HIM. I REAAAAAALLLLLLY LOVE HIM.

I keep finding myself accidentally thinking something along the lines of like, "Damn, it's cool how Toby Fox finally has one of these badass omnipotent-type boss characters that literally isn't even sexy at all, like not in the slightest, just absolutely not dripping sex appeal in literally any direction, completely bone dry of sex juice, that's really progressive of him."

Then I remember that Spamton is not actually considered conventionally attractive, and that I am actually just diseased.

But the confluence of personality and design being invoked here is quite obviously not coincidental. It is not a mistake that Flowery is an uncomplicated conventionally attractive semi-human man. He… really honestly resembles what a Flowey humanization may have looked like, in some highly specific alternate universe? (He REALLY reminds me of that one post about what a humanized Mettaton might've looked like, if Mettaton EX didn't exist.) It's kind of genius.

(I mean, it's hard to say that Flowery is conventionally attractive, just by virtue of being fucking stupid and jaundiced, but… Sexy anime guys do actually profit millions in gacha dollars every year. And not Spamtons, generally. It's just that nobody who is a very big fan of Deltarune seems to have a conventional sexuality at all?)

Fox is historically a fan of poking fun at "bishounen"-type characters—and I'm strangely glad to see a character both embracing and examining the basal elements of these tropes from him. It feels loving. Sure, it contains semi-irony along the lines of the bulk of his creative output—though I've always found Fox's approach to irony not as being antithetical to sincerity, but as a means of highlighting the earnest joy contained in whatever he's poking fun at. You're free to find that detachment a bit annoying, but this is not new for him. Flowery is beautiful, and perfect, and completely fucking obnoxious. He's a really good character.

Moreover, I'm just so glad that this game finally has "yaoi".

And it's a really beautiful yaoi.

Anyway, I've been, like... tepidly entertaining the idea of writing some sort of Flowery x Reader fanfiction—despite experiencing approximately negative attraction to him? I just, like. I want to put something beautiful into the lives of the kind of people who are earnestly attracted to him. That's the way I feel. If there are ANY of you out there, HIT ME UP. I WILL FUCKING WRITE FOR YOU.

(On that note: while I do earnestly enjoy writing x Reader bullshit—probably more than I should—most of the time, it's just immensely difficult to contrive a scenario where it makes sense. Like, how the fuck does a Tenna x Reader fanfiction work? Am I just walking into Kris's house and sexing up their TV?! WHY AM I DOING THAT?!?!) ("But what if the Reader is a Darkner?" you say. And to that I say: the role of the "Reader" is so much more Lightner aligned, narratively, that I cannot stand to see it hierarchically misplaced for any reason.) (Also I don't want to be a fucking pair of dice in Kris's pantry.)

Anyway, yeah. Love that flower guy. Do NOT want to fuck him. In the slightest.

That's all I have to say for now. I guess. I kind of failed to cohere any actual useful thoughts or analysis in this post. Sorry. Can we talk more about Flowery? Can we all talk about Flowery and nothing else for like at least two calendar months? Can we talk about his radiant, doe-like eyes?

He's literally cute...? I'm literally kicking my legs and squealing...? What the hell is happening to me. This isn't the kind of person I am. I'm sorry you had to see this. HE'S NOT EVEN HOT

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i was curious if you do fic commission! I'm very interested in one but I cannot seem to find any information

I do! Very informally. I have some spare time, so I'll say that they're "open" right now. My rates are $20 USD per 1,000 words—or lower, if I really like whatever you want me to write. Payment would be through PayPal or Ko-Fi.

Message me on here if you're interested! ^_^

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I gotta know, do u have any headcanons for minosgabe? Domestic or otherwise; ive just recently gotten into ultrakill but your kingdom come fic was one of the first ones I read and I'm already enamored with their dynamic haha

My headcanon (in regards to my own writing, at least): It's good that Gabriel died as soon as he did, because any love between them would have quickly turned to resentment.

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So nice to see you❤️

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Here's the full version of my header akjshdkajsd

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Some people don't know this, but under certain circumstances, it's true that cute = pornographic. See, now that's not necessarily to say that cuteness = pornography or that pornography = cute, but that "cuteness" is a factor that can contribute to (or comprise) "porn". And of course you know this.

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yeah I have no excuse except that toby put this line in the game

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one order for a giant, handsome, apron-wearing older husband coming right up

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I do feel slightly bad for the vast majority of my followers, who I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt did NOT follow me for puppet pornography. But it's funny, because all of my previous angel/robot pornography was kind of a complete outlier for me? I have a history of being attracted most of all to stupid-looking cartoon characters. I'm not sure if this comes as much of a surprise, seeing as most of what I make has a kind of over-the-top cartoonishness anyway. If no one gets hit over the head with a big cartoon mallet a minimum of ONCE I can't even cum.

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afterhours spamtenna dryhumping

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indulging each other...? something like that...

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It's so happy that we can all log onto the computer and share the images we've drawn of hot cartoon characters and enjoy each other's minds in earnest. People weren't able to do this until recently. That's easy to forget. Our revelry is young and glamorous.

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Guess who just found out that the deltaruined tag ISN'T BLOCKED IN SEARCHES ANYMORE?! LMAO? I've been busy with college and other obligations, but in my free time I will sometimes sit down and draw this complete nonsense. I'm not very good at drawing nor do I care to be, so this is all basically 100% unfiltered Id; none of that Ego or Superego shit. Straight from the heart. And maybe some other organs too.

Uncensored images + commentary are below! ↓

(First image) (Second image) (Third image)

Now. Regarding the first image. I think it's important to note that I approach the concept of domesticity with abject terror. I feel no comfort in mundanity and I fear stagnation. And I have commitment issues. So, this image was drawn because... my fear of "settling down" attracts me to things that excite or frighten me, so I am therefore attracted to it by way of paradox...??? Look, man, I don't know either. All I know is that I am, apparently, really, really attracted to the idea of a cute TV man forcing me to make him my househusband. Apparently. (I'm not usually ashamed of such things, but even by my standards this is like completely deranged.)

So, my concept is that Tenna is fixated on the fantasy of impregnation; I doubt Darkners would be able to get pregnant, so this would be another of his many failed attempts to recreate the happy family life he once had. We know that Tenna kind of revolves around an archetypal vision of the nuclear family (i.e. the Dreemurrs), and he attempts to reconstruct that dynamic in various ways—possibly including its reductive concepts of hierarchy and ownership. He's either an "apron-wearing husband" or a "cute pet that can be kept in a cage". Both of these are things you can "own". He... really seems to like the idea of being domesticated. And of being "used", for various purposes. Hahaha. HAHAHAHA.

Anyway I think he'd make you fuck him repeatedly and on a daily basis because maybe this time it'll actually work!!! And when you're too exhausted to keep going he just gets on top and rides you until you die, I think. Something like that.

Regarding the second image!

... I don't have a lot to say here, I just love this guy's pussy. The idea is that, because he is unable to cook actual food without the use of a microwave, you instead have to. Uh. You have to. You have to eat—

I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS.

The third image! This is the only one that contains Spamton, because I find a lot of difficulty in drawing him "right". (As you can tell from my very abstract choice of references, it got kind of dire.) '97 era Spamton is difficult in general. But I'm very drawn to him for that reason. It's a lot of fun to think about what he might have been like.

In fact, I... was writing a really, really extensive fanfiction about him and Tenna, but then I had to go back to college. So I can become a more fulfilled and educated person, instead of writing insane TV/puppet porn all day. SIGH. (I technically have a half-complete draft that I've given to a few friends for beta reading, but even that is not nearly the extent of what I want to convey about this guy...)

I will now attempt to sum up my feelings on him in a single statement: I think "frustration" is really, really attractive.

Here is a much longer statement on this topic.

That's all I have to say about these pictures. As a reward for scrolling all the way down here, here's a bonus: EVEN MORE BULLSHIT!

I think I was going to draw a "ratings" meter that incremented between the three images but I just forgot. Not much to say about this, other than that I am extremely predictable.

WAIT. Hold on I just remembered I have this image too.

Okay I think that's enough from me. Thanks for looking at my images!

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(TV) dinner is served

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Thoughts on Spamtenna? (Mostly past, in the present they seem like a bitter divorced couple)

A few. Mostly though I can't stop thinking about their stupid matching suits. Actually kind of adorable.

Anyway, from my cursory glances towards Spamtenna content, I've noticed that people are a lot more willing to portray and play up Spamton's sleaziness and overall willingness to be manipulative—which I think is fun, though I'm not sure if it's entirely relevant to the dynamic of their past relationship. Considering how fervently hateful he is of Tenna in the present, who is a sweet and adorable CRT who has not sold weapons of death to children, it's easy to see him as just, like, a Shitty Guy. But I don't think that's quite the whole picture.

Okay. So, we know that Spamton began having his fixation on "Heaven" before he was ejected from Queen's Mansion.

We also know that he only stopped talking to Tenna after this.

So, his abandonment of Tenna does not seem to be something he did in a sound state of mind or situation; he was having Shadow Crystal-induced religious delusions and literally being evicted from his home. It's worth noting that he had already stopped receiving help at this point, so him agreeing to "sign the deal" with Tenna could have been an act of desperation. In fact, it seems that his refusal to tell Tenna about "his secret" could have been for his own good, considering the involvement of Shadow Crystals (and perhaps a way to avoid competition, too.) Either way, Spamton's sudden willingness to divulge this secret at all speaks to a sudden and abrupt shift in values.

So, why were they partnered in the first place? Let's shift into Light World mode for a second. It's clear that Spamton and Tenna's partnership is playing on the idea of modern TVs being full of, well, ads and bloatware—internet connectivity, preinstalled apps, streaming, etc. A CRT TV is obviously not technologically equipped to do any of these things; Spamton and Tenna's partnership physically could not have functioned. They were kind of hopeless from the start.

There's a kind of optimistic naïveté from both parties, I think. Neither of them knew how to function without the people that controlled them—for Spamton, it was his benefactor; for Tenna, it was the Dreemurr family. Both of these figures were a kind of nebulous "higher power" for them. And both of them were eventually abandoned by it.

Their end motives are what differ the most. Tenna was desperate to find a way to appeal to this higher power—to still be loved by it. Spamton was desperate for a way to escape it, or to surpass it.

Basically: I think at the time they knew each other, they both had no idea what they were doing—maybe they pretended they did, and maybe they started to believe it when they were with each other.

Also they literally had a child together what the hell