jump

pussy

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78

[the-tree-line]

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

[unyanizedcatboys]

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

[the-tree-line]

so this IS peak performance

[scottandhiskind]

[hauntedmushroom]

[iki-shrine-deactivated]

happy morning after everyone

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[chickpeamcb]

hand lettering assignment of @/abracadabriest’s iconic post

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[aurosoul]

The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

[thee-lament-deactivated20260510]

Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul

[aurosoul]

……… I am the artist

[777nogod]

[The Folly Of Man II (2015-Present)]

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Italian mobsters using discord to have a meeting and they have a bot that plays accordion music on repeat

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[catasters]

[dolichomorph]

THIS CATS NAME IS SPECIAL BUSINESS AND I LOVE HER AS IF SHE WERE MY OWN

[sunfortune]

[thatwouldbeoutlandish]

Tony in Endgame:

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades 

[toast-the-unknowing]

upon reflection it is less wild that Declan would date three Ashleys in a row than that he would salvage a relationship from that garbage fire of a first date

[ratracechronicler-deactivated20]

If there’s a male character I care about (when I’m writing), there’s like a 50% greater chance of him crying at some point because in this house, we support normalizing men and boys being emotionally expressive and vulnerable and we will never shame them for it

[poqari]

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

[whatthebec]

it’s the vitamin d bitch

[allbrodennis]

i'm...love them