"It's almost as good as 12 bamboo!"

- Mumbo K. Jumbo

[12-bambooo]

Hello! Iconic. Ignore the third o. Will probably use this account for memes. …lol

[c3po]

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

[schlarklezyaoi]

first piece of qsmp fanart <333 constructive criticism only please 🙏

[12-bambooo]

Lovely

[12-bambooo]

[for-you-my-heart]

youve seen the empiresshipping poll, youve seen the hermitshipping poll, now get ready for the Trafficshipping Poll!!!!!

this took a surprisingly long time to make considering theres like 17 of em and only so many ships

vote here

yall have 24 hours. and may the best trafficship win

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

i would never “french” kiss my girlfriend because I hate the french more than i love her

[lovej0ys-deactivated20240212]

"tommy" in google maps and "wilbur" on the news, outside the buckingham palace..they went to war together

[lovej0ys-deactivated20240212]

tommy are we the bad guys

[12-bambooo]

tubbos nukes are like chekhof's gun except the gun may or may not be loaded and also we lost one

[smallishbabes]

Arah’s emerald duo videos masterpost

Compilations:

“PHILZA LOOK OUT”

Bickering in DSMP

Bickering in OSMP

Being each other’s cheerleader part 1

Being each other’s cheerleader part 2

Flexing planes in SMPE

Phil trying not to laugh aloud while Techno is talking

Clips:

Techno complaining about Phil killing stuff immediately

Reuniting in the ocean during SMPE

Techno singing the Philza song during a hypixel stream

Acknowledging the audience 3rd wheeling their conversation

“Man they’re on point with these creeper donos.” “Don’t compliment them Phil”

Techno acting like a parent lol “Can you move the table? B/c I can’t move it”

The one “PHIL LOOK OUT” moment I forgot”

“Can I break it?” *mines end portal frame*

[f4c3]

FUCKING UTAH

[conarcoin]

IS THIS TRUE THIS IS SO FUNNY

[conarcoin]

badboyhalo doesnt give a FUCK he just does whatever the hell he wants. thats awesome

[jester-png]

Badboyhalo is genuinely one of the most interesting and confusing ccs i know of. the man sounds like he’d love nothing more than to bake you a muffin and play minecraft with you. he looks like your stereotypical IT guy:

but then you go a little deeper, and you find pictures like this:

and you think, ok, that seems a little out of character and then you do some googling and find out not only that Bad throws knives and tomohawks competitively, and apparently won a couple times??? he also owns guns and shoots competitively????????

also, he said he used to work with special needs kids, what a king, and is—i shit you not—an ordained minister

he apparently also lifted weights in high school, has a gluten intolerance, and

i. will never understand Badboyhalo but my god if this man isn’t multi-dimensional. if ogres are like onions, Badboyhalo is like a digital art file with all his layers (haha get it)

[akyrin]

BadBoyHalo is a one big statistical improbability and I don't think I'll ever get over it

[f4c3]

I want ready for that second pic

[call-me-apple]

Found this BBH iceberg a while back

[piedpip3rrr]

Strange encounters of the tubbo kind

[broken-clay]

I miss him guys

[batsandboba]

[softlyfiercely]

This is the most inscrutable post I’ve ever seen. I’ve been a terminally online tumblr user since literally 2007 and it’s rare that something comes across my dash that makes this little sense to me.

[batsandboba]

i am so sorry

[give-grian-rights]

hands in head

guys. guys am i thinking of some fanon bullshit or. or did. or did Schlatt allow Tommy into Manburg.. because of Tubbo's pregnancy excuse... and just. accepted him being there because he's Tubbo obstetrician pregnancy doctor guy .

was that a thing. i swear to GOD that was a thing

[misspaula]

STOOOP BECAUSE i LITERALLY LEARNED ABOUT THIS SHIT FROM A  FUCKING FANART LMFAOOOOO

[give-grian-rights]

An hour and thirteen minutes in o7

i've been stuck here since the fucking week l'manburg happened . i want a senior discount. i deserve it.

[pixiecaps]

obligatory its you despite everything its still you post

[terrible-leviathan]

EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM