hit that mf like

chill ft. sexy

[bad1dimagines]

we’re really getting into the specifics now

[segamascott]

sipping on some of that 9pm water

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[thememedaddy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[sacred-portal]

[crazy-brazilian]

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

[dogpuppy]

[otowonder]

My knowledge was called upon

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thats-slightly-raven]

apple keeps harassing me bcs my iCloud is almost full and if they think I’ll start deleting any of my highly important 1141 photos they’re deluded there’s a picture on here of a chinchilla I met in 2017 who reminded me of Tony Soprano u think I’m just gonna discard that now just so my phone runs better???

[thats-slightly-raven]

i swear they had the same aura.. I felt James Gandolfini’s spirit with me inside that pet shop in 2017 and apple will never get me to delete pics of such an icon!!!

[tabloidsores]

Main character from "Strains" (2036, Pixar, AI-generated segments directly correlated to the extinction of a unique kind of salamander in the former Amazon rainforest): Maybe... Maybe I'm not sativa or indica! Maybe I'm something else... Something in-between!

38+ y/o who still makes gifsets: Y'ALL.

[newtumtum4josecito]

People like you push teenage boys into the altright pipeline.

[tabloidsores]

frolic w/ me

[multitrackdrifting]

timeless

[dogpuppy]

[miss-mania]

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,