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They really killed bilbo's bear masc on his first adventure i wouldnt wish that on anybody

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Back in 2022, I made timeskip designs of pokemon SWSH characters and technically they're an AU (?) bc they have an elite 4, really just an excuse to design these characters out of their uniform lol. Whether this selection of characters for e4 makes sense or not is up to you lol

I won't make new art of them or but i'll share what i can get bc i lost the files and deactivated my pokemon art twt.

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when masc ranger asks you what your elf eyes see but youre with the fellowship so you cant say your elf hole twitching 😑 (your elf vision is just that good)

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Frodo should've been at the club (grinding on sam)

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Legolas had to look for replacement human masc at aragorn's coronation bc he cant bounce on his grimy shaboingboing elf style 24/7 now that arwen is back.... yk he was cheesing real hard seeing all the big strong knights and rangers

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Legolas: ada, why do we elves have long hair?

Thranduil: because fierce is fierce hunni

Legolas: gagggg

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Never considered the fact that there could be dildos in middle earth, maybe i'm a bad person

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Watching lord of the rings extended. Not sure how i feel about aragorn asking legolas what he'd do if he ate his booty in the middle of the night and licked up his back then kissed him with his booty lips but i guess it was cut for a reason

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Ladies up in here tonight... no fighting!

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and i wouldve put gollum on the grill too. i feel like he'd have the same texture as chicken claws

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They couldn't chop up smaug and put him on the grill to feed laketown?