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hi active followers? if you’re still here

i actually forgot i ever had this blog. i haven’t caught up with svt in like a year and i feel pretty bad. i feel like i left everyone in the dark! we still have some scenarios/aus left in the drafts and i’m contemplating finishing them up since i’m nut up to date with them. i want to get back into them but i’m kind of busy since i’m graduating this year. anyways, time will tell if i can finish these imagines LOL anyways thanks guys!

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it's like 12 am but hi

Admin Jispoon here just wanted to thank you guys for staying with our blog even during our major absences, we greatly enjoy the support you guys give us just by liking and reblogging our posts, and we enjoy having you guys as our followers! we're a small blog but we are thankful to have every last one you guys just having fun with our content, and requesting fun au ideas. anyway memes and shit, love you all, goodnight

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Seventeen as grandpas?

S.Coups:

this man is already a grandpa but ok

that sweet old man that always has pocket candy

grandpa dancing!!!!!

“i have to say this really is hip”

proceeds to break his own hip

his grandkids throw him a birthday party every year

speeches about how important family is

“when i was your age-”

his wife has to tell him to go to bed

“how old is grandpa hannie?“

”i’m not dying today kid sorry”

Jeonghan:

pretty grandpa

nice, hardly wrinkled skin

honestly hard to tell his age

uses his wife’s creams

“grandpa how old are you?“

“hahah nice try, little one”

always the best dressed at family events

lets his rand kids play with his hair (braiding, bows, pig tails)

“grandpa makes me sound so old!“

Joshua:

sings a lot while doing anything

has a garden

won’t let his grandkids drink too much pop

“grandpa Vernon lets me drink all the pop I want!“

”grandpa vernon’s a big dummy”

always makes sure people are brushing their teeth and are eating well

calls his son in law “son”

still super fucking love with his wife after like 50 years of marriage

“is that soul eater? i watched that when i was young”

church every sunday and has crossed in his home

Junhui:

flirts with the girls that aren’t blood related to the family

“how’d you marry my son? you’re too pretty for him”

“dad please”

won’t let the kids call him grandpa, his name is ‘pops’

dances with his wife whenever a love song comes on

says corny shit still

makes weird faces at the littlest grandchildren to make them laugh

Hoshi:

MAGIC TRICK GRANDPA!!!!

“oh look at that a jellybean came out of your ear!“

forgets how old everyone is

sleepy cute grandpa, loves to eat his wife’s food

”FAMILY PHOTO TIME!”

“gramps, we don’t need a photo every single time someone is over”

makes his grandkids watch videos of him dancing when he was young

cries every christmas because he’s just so lucky have this family, and to have everyone he loves in his life

Wonwoo:

cool gramps

probs has a motorcycle and is kinda buff

he’s really a big softie tho

keeps every piece of art or anything his kids or grandkids have made for him

his home is probably small, just enough room for him and his darling but their yard is big

probs hosts exchange students in a spare home off to the side of his house

Woozi:

piano papa

“get the fuck off my lawn, i don’t sit here and water it all day for you to fuck it up, but here’s a cookie cause you look like a nice kid”

probably has a cat and a dog that don’t get along

“grandpa can you sing me to sleep?”

“sure, bun”

he has cute nicknames for his grandkids

is very content with being old, it’s peaceful and quiet

probably plays golf >_>

DK:

his smile literally blinds everyone still

probably pretty tan even in his older age

“haha grandpa you can’t play basketball you’ll get hurt!”

“gimme the ball you chump.”

destroys his grandkids in every game he plays with them even if they’re older than 7

ladies man, manages to get bitches at 65

happy little old man

wears loafers indoors, demands everyone to call them slippers

Mingyu:

HOT GRANDPA

HARABEOJI HURT ME PLEASE

jk he probably farts and cracks up about it lmao

legendary “pull my finger” man

pulls really bad pranks on his own kids and wife

has double dinner dates w wonwoo and his wife

classic music probs

just a really cute and sweet old man who is also kinda hot in a way idk how it’s like those rich old men that work out

oh yeah lol muscles still

The8:

has dogs

walks his dogs every morning at 7 AM

knows all his neighbours and probably throws block parties

“grandpa you’re so cool!”

“ah..haha yeah..haha i know”

still super cute, always sneaks the kids cookies or something past bedtime

probably wears big floppy sun hats and matching “if lost return to_____” w his little sweetheart

talks about how much he loves his friends and his life a lot

tells stories about china and how cool it is

swears in his native language (i can’t remember which chinese he speaks)

Divaboo/Seungkwan:

sassy grandpa

“oh honey, is that really what you wore to this bbq?”

CRIES SO MUCH WHEN EVERYONE LEAVES AFTER FAMILY GET TOGETHERS

tea parties with his grandkids and let’s them dress him up

“honey have i put on weight?”

says i love you to his family all the time

calls his grandkids everyday to ask about how school is going

“grandpa i have a crush on this person”

“they aren’t good enough for you!!!😤”

sings his wife’s favourite songs to her while making breakfast

the family is over so they fucking die at how cute their grandpa is

he asks a lot of questions that don’t matter

Vernon:

THE GRANDDAD MASTER

bbqs like he’s gonna die tomorrow

“grandpa…take the bucket hat off please”

“these were cool when i was your age!”

knows all the raps songs ever

probably goes to baseball games and brings the grandkids along

“grandpa vernon, i got straight A’s”

“school is important! good for you! i’m so proud! keep up the good work chipmunk!” but calls them a nerd when he sees them irl

tries to impress his wife and kids while camping by trying to do that 90’s dance move where you jump through your own leg circle, and then falling

Dino:

takes his entire family on vacations

loves his neighbours and lets their kids use his pool when he’s not home

probably gives all his grandkids 5 bucks and a kiss on the cheek when they visit him

“ah i’ve been so lonely!”

“grandpa we saw you yesterday?…”

has every michael jackson album ever on vinyl

taught everyone in his family how to dance

sings in the shower or when doing the dishes about how beautiful his little ol wife is

“do you guys still love me?”

“GRANDPA WE FUCKING ADORE YOU SHUT UP”

lives everyday happily in his cute little old man home

IM CRYING I LOVE THIS I LOVE OLD PEOPLE AND I LOVE SEVENTEEN AND I LOVE CUTE OLD SEVENTEEN HAIXNWJA - Jispoon

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yo since we’re working on shit again, would anyone be interested in seeing a broadcast of us working on our requests?? we’ll be talking about memes too - dad

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working on date au!! - dad

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Seventeen as Starbucks workers

OKAY we’ve been busy with school but now since summer is basically just starting here in canada, we will have a lot more time do these things. i apologize to the people who have been anticipating a post from us. hope you enjoy this~! - dad

S.Coups:

seungcheol is the lazy manager that sits in the back drinking caramel macchiatos

he’s probably the type of manager to help out a lot when its needed

when it’s NEEDED

chan dropped a customers drink everywhere and he had no choice but to clean it up

totally an old man when he has to work

“these damn kids making me do their job”

“YOU DON’T EVEN DO ANYTHING”

“watch it, i give you your paychecks”

“my back hurts sorry”

“i might bust a hip while moving these crates”

Jeonghan:

brings customers in when they see him working bc they saw an angel

puts his hair up iN A BUN

MAN BUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

jeonghan gets more money because scoups is a biased lil shit

but jeonghan doesn’t care cause bitch betta have my money

he’s very concentrated in making the coffee taste perfect

it’s a pride thing

HE WRITES PEOPLES NAMES WITH LITTLE HEARTS AT THE END

he gets hit on a lot but doesn’t do much cause he’s here for the pumpkin spice lattes

like seriously don’t come to that place during autumn

jeonghan is the pumpkin spice queen

little pumpkin hair clips to keep his hair in place

perfectly placed pumpkins as decorations

but seriously if you move those, prepare to die

why are we making him a pumpkin fairy

Joshua:

employee of the month all year

sometimes brings his guitar to work and plays for the customers

hums while he works

literally the best employee ever??

so sweet and makes really good drinks

he would go up to customers and ask if they are enjoying their drink or ask if the service was okay

always gets peoples names right on the cup

Jun:

flirts with everyone probably

gives out free drinks to pretty girls

*COUGHCOUGHcougarsCOUGHCOUGH*

takes far too many breaks

s.coups gets really mad over it but jun puts him in his place by reminding him that he once didn’t come to work for 3 days and he’s the manager

takes selfies at work while making coffee cause he knows he looks good

Hoshi:

bops to whatever seungkwan puts on

tries to do tricks but ends up dropping 60% of his customers drinks

“hey chan watch what i can do with the blender!!”

“NO PLEASE STOP HYUNG-”

promoting starbucks 24/7

wears starbucks shirts, only drinks out of starbucks mugs, constantly talks about working at starbucks

also tries to get his other friends to apply for a job there

always gets hyped about the holidays and decorates

Wonwoo:

early to work cause he’s 2 school 4 cool

he’s the WON to WOO girls at the cash register  ;)

scares people when they drive up to the drive-thru window

he sits outside and reads poetry on breaks

turtlenecks during fall/winter

once wonwoo starts smiling, the customers are like

“wow it looked like you wanted to kill me 2 seconds go :)”

Woozi:

jihoon is basically the manager now because seungcheol does nothing

takes the job a lil too seriously

probably acts like he’s working for the government or some shit like that

even jeonghan is like “dude calm down…..”

makes killer drinks tho

gets mad at joshua for playing the guitar while he’s supposed to be working and takes it away and starts chasing josh around the shop with it#iconic

DK:

seokmin fools around a lot but is still a very hard worker

loves this job so much

he just has so much fun all the time

it’s to the point where it doesn’t feel like a job to him

his smile brights up the room so most of the people are super chill when he’s there

friends with a lot of the regulars

sparks up a conversation with all the customers

makes the customers laugh a lot and jokes around with them

Mingyu:

some girl took a picture of him and posted it on instagram and was like “look at this handsome oppa working at starbucks~ 😍 😍”

after that, there have been many flocks of girls going to that one particular location

and mingyu is just really confused

until jun brings out his phone and shows him the post

so now mingyu is the face of their shop

sometimes people request him to be their server

his drinks aren’t even that good he’s just really hot

The8:

this boy has so much chill

wants to become employee of the month so bad but joshua always takes that title

you would expect someone to be super jealous, but not minghao

he really looks up to joshua because of it

what a cutie

when asshole customers have him and get mad, he continues to be polite as possible because he does not want to lose this job (and he just can’t get angry at anyone)

but boo intrudes

Seungkwan:

jihoon made seungkwan in charge of music and he plays girl group songs all the fucking time

ALL THE TIME

when the shop isn’t busy or jihoon isn’t there, seokmin, hoshi, and him dance to whatever song is playing while they work

his favorite is “give it to me” by sistar

seungkwan always stands up for the other boys when customers are being complete dicks to the other boys for no reason cause he’s so protective over them

it’s like his other family

i’m gonna cry now

Vernon:

edgy hipster teen gets job at starbucks

wears glasses that he doesn’t even need

fucking nerd

always mentions the fact that he works at starbucks to seem cool and hip

tries to sing along to seungkwan’s girl group songs but everyone is like please stop nooooo

“fine then, i’ll just start rapping. HEADLINES HEADLINES”

Dino:

small child chan is new to this job

it’s also his first job

always trying his best of course

it’s so cute to see him be encouraged by his hyungs

whenever one of them says he’s doing a good job his face lights up

when he messes up something, no one has the heart to yell or get mad at him

lowkey is envious of seungkwan cause jihoon picked him to be in charge of songs when he wants to play michael jackson

- jispoon, pepe, dad

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aw, guys, are you still going to be active?? this is the previous anon ;-; (i forgot your url and only remembered your deserted island post and searched up the most ridiculous things to find this url bless) i miss you guys :((

IM SO SORRY WE HAVE JUST BEEN BUSY BUT I FINALLY LOGGED BACK ON THIS ACCOUNT AND IM JUST KDNDJDJFJJFNFJC WE ARE WORKING ON A STARBUCKS/BARISTA AU SO I'LL TRY GETTING UP ASAP - dad

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I JUST LOVE THESE VALENTINES SO HERE’S A SPAM. None of the unedited pictures are mine and Seung Cena credit goes to @wtf-is-chill  USE OFTEN TO HAVE A GREAT VALNENTINE’S DAY! ~Admin Pepe

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admin pepe i live for your name and introduction omg i look forward to what you'll bring, memes or not :))))

Thank you! I literally have no idea what I’m doing but I’ll try to be memey and funny so look forward to that :3~ Admin Pepe

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"👁👄👁" im chOKING YOUR WORK IS GREAT PLZ KEEP IT UP

;)))))))) thanks bbg or bbb idk or bbnb idk what u r but thanKS-Jispoon

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Admin Pepe has joined the party

Hi. I’m new to being an admin and stuff so please be merciful. I can write funny stuff so please don’t expect much deepness out of me. Soonyoung biased (I love that lil shit). I like the memes probably more than I should. So yeah hi! Hope I can be useful. *shuffles away awkwardly*

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17 stuck on a deserted island

this took such a long time but here ya go

S.Coups:

tries to be the one who calms down the rest

fails miserably and is the one who is freaking out

one second he’s like “oh god we’re going to fucking DIE”

the next second “wow look at that seagull…nature at it’s finest”

always injuring himself by accident

god dammit seungcheol

Jeonghan:

always taking care of seungcheol’s injuries

“god dammit seungcheol”

jeonghan would probably be worried about everyone tho

like he’s super concerned how everyone else is doing

he tries to make the best out of everything and take the boys mind off of how they’re almost dying

he tries to lighten the mood

breaks up stupid fights people get over things that don’t matter

he is basically more of a mom on the island than at the dorm

Joshua:

is basically praying 24/7

“good lord save our souls”

freaks out when he realizes that he didn’t download the episodes of soul eater on his phone

joshua cries when seagulls come too close

poor shua bby

please pray for joshua instead he just wanted the coconut from the tree, he didn’t expect the seagull to fly at him

Jun:

probs would freak out a lot and be confused after getting on the island

HE TRIES TO SACRIFICE ONE OF THE MEMBERS FOR FOOD

GOES FOR HOSHI CAUSE “he’s plumper and doesn’t taste like chow mein”

*stares at the8*

everyone got mad at him after that so he hid somewhere else for about a day

he comes back when they’re all asleep and sits by the fire to keep it from dying

after they have accepted him back, he probably just lays in the sun a lot and complains about hunger and his hair

Hoshi:

*internal screaming*

hoshi is a savage and climbs trees all the time

basically tarzan

creates an army of crabs

all the crabs obey him and bring svt food

they all have individual names

“okay that is hae-won.. and over there is ki….”

they all know a code word in case jun tries to eat hoshi and when they hear it, they all start snipping

Wonwoo:

wonwoo is only swimming for some reason

woozi thinks it’s a conspiracy and tries to drown him

he thinks that he is haru in that one episode of free! where they go training and rei almost dies

“wonwoo, you’re gonna shrivel up and become a mackerel”

“jeonghan, i AM the mackerel, leave me to my one true love, the ocean”

responds to any questions with “i only swim free”

catches fresh octopus

refuses to share until mingyu becomes makoto

“my ships are canon, mingyu 👁👄👁”

“your who’s are what now, are you feeling oka- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE”

“👁👄👁”

Woozi:

aggressive smol

threatened to kill someone after taking the last bite of food

he is really hungry and tired but

HAS ALREADY RIPPED THE HEAD OFF OF A SEAGULL TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

PROBABLY WEARS A CLOAK OF MADE OF THE DEAD SEAGULLS FEATHERS AND SKIN

lord of the seagulls

tries to create a crab army like hoshi

but fails miserably

seagulls end up attacking him

nothing and no one really listens to him and they kinda just let him be a psychopath

until he ended up jumping on mingyu and demanding he shave his hair

DK:

$20 says DK tries to make clothes out of dried seaweed

“okay i made this rad shirt and-”

“half of it is missing”

“look pals i’m just trying to survive”

i feel like he makes most of the shelter for them

he’s the most handy

probably went to boy scouts when he was younger or something like that

is really positive along with jeonghan

Mingyu:

*becomes makoto for wonwoo*

since he is tall and looks somewhat healthy you think he would help right

no

this boy just eats all of the food and then he’s like

well my work here is done

mingyu tried helping like once but fell over and got a scratch on his face

oh no his beautiful face

after he vowed never to do a single thing again

The8:

since this boy is precious he tries to help out with everything

always offering to help

most of the time they don’t let him cause they don’t want him to get hurt

but they don’t realize how strong he is

they kept calling him weak so

he threw mingyu into the ocean

there he go

Seungkwan:

FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THERE IS NO MAKEUP

*cries in jeju accent*

“where’s the mirrors?… why isn’t my room perfect how i asked?”

“seungkwan i’ve told you 40 times already, wE AREN’T AT A RESORT”

“don’t take that tone with me kid i’ll ruin you”

he’d be delirious as fuck

he does not have a clue about anything

“ew what is that”

“i can’t believe i left seoul for this”

“aweh cute, the resort keeps little homeless seagulls and crabs as pets”

“seungkwan seriously those aren’t pets”

“OH MY GOD THEY AREN’T DOMESTIC? DESEEAAASES”

Vernon:

“yo hyung do you think my mixtape will start a fire on these logs”

his rap isn’t good enough to start a fire so he would probably freeze to death

or starve cause he can’t cook up anything with that awful rap of his

he started crying when the other members left him alone to go get something

before they left though they were like ummm are you sure you can stay alone hansol

obviously not

Dino:

along with hoshi and DK, he cheers everyone up when they’re sad

dino is confused but he’s happy to still have everyone

HE’S A BRIGHT CHILD AND A HAPPY BOY

HE’S POSITIVE AND A TOTAL MOOD BOOST

kinda like jeonghan, he just wants every to be safe and healthy while on the island

constantly reminds them to look out for threats to them

- jispoon and dad (AND THANK YOU TO MADDY FOR HELPING ME WITH VERNON)

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IT FEELS LIKE WE HAVEN’T UPDATED IN LIKE 2 YEARS  BUT IM WORKING ON IF SEVENTEEN WAS STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND SO PLEASE BARE WITH ME

- dad

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requests are open again is anyone wants to send a request.

p.s. please ask us if we are familiar with a series before requesting an AU

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You guys are so funny seriously XD I cant stop laughing

thank you!!

- dad