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@17prescribedemotions
slowing my heart for the good
They Told Me
They told me that sex before marriage was a sin. They told me that I shouldn’t let anyone touch me there. They told me to wait to have sex until I was older, until I was ready, sure, in love. They told me that sex was a BIG DEAL. They told me that it was a SERIOUS THING. They told me scary story after scary story about SEX GONE WRONG. They told me that sex was a private and personal thing and so the pleasurable facts about it were never shared. They told me these things over and over and over and now they wonder why I am the way I am.
Now they tell me that pretty much everyone is having sex before they get married. They tell me that most people have lost their virginity by the time they are my age. They tell me that sex is NO BIG DEAL. They tell me that sex is FUN and ENJOYABLE. They tell me that it is NORMAL and NATURAL to want. They tell me the details of their sex lives that I don’t want to know like I asked for these intimate details to be laid bare in front of me.
And I don’t tell them anything.
Holllllly Helllll you guys!!! A canon asexual major character voiced by Aaron Paul on a hugely popular Netflix series that features great hollywood stars like Will Arnett??? Whaaaaaaaaat? Why did I not watch BoJack Horseman sooner??? What kept me?! (Also Todd is one of my favorite characters, along with Mr. Peanutbutter, and this scene just made me love this adorable cinnamon roll even more.)
Bonus! This is how you should react when somebody confesses something like this
Good on you, Emily. I knew I liked you for a reason
“So are you and Barb still goin’ to the Coleman’s barbecue next week?”
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house 2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself 3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
sorry I abandoned this blog
Feel free to follow the one I've been using instead Prescribedemotions Or don't. What ever lol
Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best.
i can’t beleive this
IT IS 2015
I fucking quit
why does this make me feel mad
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