Girl Missing

I have the sallow irritability of an 80 year old man who has misplaced his last pack of menthol cigarettes

[shakespork]

Hemingway is a writing checker that is absolutely brilliant.

checks all spellings for you

checks if you’re over-using adverbs

picks out over-complicated sentences

suggests replacements for over-complicated phrases

picks out the passive voice

tells you how readable your text is (Grades/College level/etc)

calculates reading time

USE IT. USE IT FOR YOUR FANFICS. USE IT FOR YOUR PAPERS. IT WILL SAVE. YOUR. LIFE.

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

!?!?!?

[prinxely-archive]

[princesszelda-rekt]

If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend.

[sad-memes-blog]

what the hell

[misswallflower]

by Ben Lamberty 

[gameofthronesthemetune-blog]

[mapletheleonberger]

…what have I done?

[ikonicgif]

Dascha Polanco attends the 21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

[weloveshortvideos]

[apskepner]

grey’s anatomy meets tumblr (x) || part 2

[annakendrickvevo]

Anna Kendrick’s adorable red panda impression (▰˘◡˘▰)

[capacity]

leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings

[ikonicgif]

Dascha Polanco attends the 21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

[kit-harington]

Got a long list of ex-lovers They’ll tell you I’m insane

[18-goingon80]

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING

Me: Nothing. I just stood up.

Dog: WHERE GO

Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

Dog: CAN I COME

Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-

Dog: I COME TOO

Dog: WAT DOING

Me: I need to open this door.

Dog: I HALP

Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

Dog: I HALP

Me: Sigh.

Dog: WHERE GOING

Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

Dog: CAN I COME

Me: Sure.

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Me: No please don't you are-

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Me: No there's no room and-

Dog: LAP

Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

Dog: RIGHT HERE

Me: That's literally on top of my leg.

Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME

Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me: I AM

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME

Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY

Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE

Me: .......

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

The girl you just called hot? That me

[silentcas]

All I want in life is for Bastille to cover Hozier’s ‘Take Me to Church’

[itslatingirl]

[saisonlune]

President JF. Kennedy & Marilyn Monroe

[phiix]

what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity