Pretentious Girl

God can’t save you from yourself

[becherdireinen]

please don’t send me mixed signals, i barely even understand direct ones.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

[rascallylass]

The taste of camel royals takes me back like the flashback they tell you about when you die

[rascallylass]

Three years in nyc and I still smile at my smoke shop guy calling me habibi

[rascallylass]

I feel haunted by the people i used to love

[rascallylass]

To the shithead who took this as his opportunity to jump in my dm’s on anon bc he’s blocked

This ain’t about u, I almost never think about u until you do shit like that pls go to therapy

[rascallylass]

Okay deadass tho why did I have to explain the effects of meth to my 25 y/o boyfriend

[rascallylass]

I feel haunted by the people i used to love

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[carolsturka]

[stah-l]

pikmin book club

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[mossbawn]

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

[mossbawn]

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

[overclockedopossum]

If you tell neurodivergent people they need to "get comfortable with being uncomfortable" I am putting gravel in your shoes. No you can't take the gravel out. You have to deal with it. Dealing with it makes you a better person. What do you mean "pointless suffering".

[rascallylass]

What if the Paris Salon was the shit posts we made along the way

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[elbiotipo]

[fgrobichiko]

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

[rascallylass]

If ur in ur 30s and chatting up a 19 year old ur a scumbag and I don’t care what the context is

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.