Aye Yo Aryes

[serperoir]

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

[mental-ch-illness]

someone: -doesn’t reply with as much enthusiasm as me-

me: well if you want me to die you don’t have to be so damn cryptic about it

[hikaribakuras-deactivated201304]

i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well

[lordgolden]

is nobody going to talk about this painting 

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

[scullsy-deactivated20210817]

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

[loonaposting]

the one dude has a literal handlebar mustache

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[beyocne]

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

[ruinedchildhood]

Not everyone gets to be what they want to be all the time.

[zackisontumblr]

[quotemadness]

“They may not have loved you, but they did change you. They taught you. They grew you.”

— Bianca Sparacino

[libraloving]

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[eternal-fractal]

So I’m gonna kill your wife

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

[theflavourofyourlips]