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Janaina Medeiros
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
#extradirty
we're not kids anymore.
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sade Olutola
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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occasionally subtle
Love Begins
oozey mess
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@19th-trainees-squad-command-blog
Do not send hateful messages to people. Period. Do not send hateful messages to people. Period. Do not send hateful messages to people. Period. Do not send hateful messages to people. Period. Do not send hateful messages to people. Period. Do not send hateful messages to people. Period. Do not send hateful messages to people. Period.
I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at.
- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model
- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim
- variations of the above
- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity
- all our friends are drunk
- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)
- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
- GROUP PROJECT
#both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be#waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late#you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole#we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window#you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking (little-smartass)
- Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
- This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
- I found your USB drive still in the computer
- I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
- You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
- We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
- We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
- You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
- Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
- You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
- What are you doing at this table at the career fair
- Waiting for office hours
- I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
- Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
- You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.
- We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
- You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
-my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
-we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
- Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
- Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash
-Your school mailbox is right next to mine
-I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
-My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire
-You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
-My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
-we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
- You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance
-What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?
-its 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay
-you’re the fucker who set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking
-I’m the fucker who set off the fire alarm with my awful cooking
-my shower isn’t working can I use yours
-RA mandated floor party
-I couldn’t help but notice you’re watching a show I like instead of studying in the computer lab
-dude your headphones are really loud like I can make out most of Kayne’s lyrics and I’m sitting across the fucking room
-hey the semester’s almost over and I have way too much money on my cafeteria account, do you want anything??? this shit’s just gonna disappear into the college’s pocket otherwise
-THERE IS A BOUNCY CASTLE IN THE OVAL AND I AM VERY EXCITED
I will never force a ship on you.
That being said, I do sometimes get ahead of myself and get excited really early in regards to relationships. If I am ever pushy or making you uncomfortable, please do not hesitate to tell me! Roleplaying is supposed to be a fun and safe outlet for creative writing, not another source of anxiety or stress.
Finally, the meat was done cooking and Jean had gone about adding boiled potatoes and bread to the meal. Sasha had been drooling over the dish for some time now and Jean had to carry the tray out with the girl hovering behind him. “Could you go drool somewhere else?” The boy snapped after a while, narrowing his eyes at the younger. “Go find Connie or something.” He snorted, turning back to walk towards the food cabin. He glanced back over his shoulder once or twice, but it did look as though Sasha changed her own course of direction and wandered off. Whether she was actually going to Connie or not was not one of Jean’s concerns. Frankly, they could do whatever the hell they want. Times like this is when someone needed company, it’d be wrong to be left alone without a friend in this world. Which is what Jean would have been if he didn’t have Marco. Sighing loudly, the brunette stepped up onto the porch, holding the tray of food in a steady grasp, and listened against the door for the sounds of.. well, anything. Surely there’d be more laughter and noise, right? It was their squad-leader’s birthday. Jean straightened out, raising a brow and glanced around the camp. “..Where is everyone?” The sudden regret of sending Sasha off suddenly hit him and he gave an irritable curse under his breath. Great, just great.
Marco sighs, when he finally finishes with the last trainee, before heading back towards the mess hall. Hopefully, there'd be some food left, some bread or something, though it'd be just his luck that there wasn't. His gaze wanders, as he makes his way along, it taking not nearly as much to get there as he though, and before he knows it, he bumps into someone lightly. "S-Sorry!" he blurts, before realising it was Jean. "Oh! Jean! What're you doing here?" he asks, his head tilting to the side just slightly, a tired smile crossing his expression at the sight of his friend.
PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A PARTNER WHO WILL MESSAGE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WITH IDEAS FOR OUR SHIP AND NOT FIND IT WEIRD WHEN I BOMBARD THEM WITH CAPS LOCK FEELS.
if I make you ship something:
1. I am sincerely sorry
2. 1 is a lie
3. it was my plan all along
4. message me stuff about it so we can chat
Leif Enger, Peace Like a River
Shingeki no Kyojin.
Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect
Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?
you know how scared i was when it was almost zero
wait for zero
I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”
thank
Reblog if you are a NO GENDER rper.
Males Here
Females Here
What’s this? It seems you’ve been left a Pokemon Egg! I wonder what it’ll be! Only time will tell, though… I think it’s close to hatching!
Hey! Everyone likes Pokemon, right? And everyone knows of evil teams in the Pokemon realm, stealing...
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
With Marco's help, Eren sits, not realizing how annoying he's being. For a few moments he doesn't say anything, his head fuzzy and his stomach starting to hurt. After a minute of thought, Eren mumbled, "I feel really sick...maybe I shouldn't train...." He felt like he could throw up. Laying his head on the table, he closed his eyes a few moments. "Maybe I'll jus' lay here fer a bit...feels nice...." He mused.
Marco sighs, before pouring Eren some actual water, setting the cup down in front of the brunette. "Here. Drink this. It'll help." He moves away, for a moment, to get something for Eren to eat. He comes back with a hunk of bread. "Here's some food too," he sets that down as well. "You need to eat and drink. It'll absorb some of the alcohol, then you can lay down." He looks at the pitchers confusedly, wondering just why there was vodka sitting out in the open like that. It's not as though any of the trainees really drank it much...at least, not right before they had to train. It'd just mess up their marks and they'd be more likely to be asked to leave.
Oh god, why did I draw this… It was a bad idea…orz I’m sorry! This has been done before a million times. Also, I remembered they had bunk beds too late… ah… gonna draw happy things now!
….nah
An AU where Jean and Marco are dubbed as “Best Couple” by their friends every month-
Even after Marco dies of Leukemia.
THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY
The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water.
So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half.
I alreay teared up.
crossposting to FB for the people complaining about the challenge. every time i see that garbage “justified annoyance at bandwagoning" on my feed, my vision glazes over slightly red.
