Another guy in a suit. @1awyerup - Tumblr Blog

"i have no right to complain". who took it from you!? i'll defeat them...

send 💞 + a question about my muse's relationships for my muse to answer

this could be about relationships in general (romantic, platonic, familial) or about a specific relationship in particular.

#📈 Games.

crazysodomite

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

#📈 Text.

kosmogrl

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

#📈 Text.

jupitertrash

Crochet Sale because I lost my job!!!

this is a pretty slapdash post for now, I'm going to look into proper shop ideas or ko-fi or smth but for now I'm going to try selling directly on the honor system through here

Cable Ties

$3 or 2 for $5

Keychains

Fishy $6

Fruit, Kirby, Jigglypuff $10

Bag Charms

Flowers $12

Popsicle Lip Balm Holder $10

Ice Cream Lip Balm Holder $12

Plushies

Cactus $16

Matchihuahua Latte $15

Raccoon $14

Cat & Bunny Flower $10

Potions $12 (keychain by request)

Bags

Orange $8

Blobfish & Cupcake $12

Shipping $6 for keychains &smaller, $9 for anything else

Want it in another color?????? See something on Pinterest you want made??? I'll take commissions too for similar prices !!!!

I can make flower stems too, but I'm not sure how I'd be able to ship bouquets right now. I hate having to charge so much for shipping but when I sent out christmas presents, that's about what it cost me (rounding down actually). if it seems like this could be a viable side hustle, I'll look into getting a printer so I can print my own labels cheaper but rn I'm at the mercy of the post office counter

jupitertrash

Bunny Flower is currently on hold, but can still be bought by commission (same price dw!!)

also I'm going to link my Pinterest board for patterns for anyone interested in commissioning other things. that's specifically plushies I'm confident I can make, but you can click through my profile for my other saved crochet patterns.

the only thing I cannot do right now are clothes, if someone really wants flowers I WILL figure out how to ship them nicely (it just might cost a little more)

and finally!!! I can make just about any plushie into a bag charm with either a clip (free) or a crochet strap ($2), even already made ones. just ask!!

and finally, donation links just in case

https://ko-fi.com/jupitertrash

http://paypal.me/MRheuble

venmo @jupitertrash

jupitertrash

at this point liiiike, I'm willing to sell anything on a pay-what-you want system if that tempts anyone maybe???

#📈 OOC.#{☝️}

Going out to dinner was nice. Really nice. But what made tonight PERFECT was getting to eat the dessert we took home, standing in the kitchen, with the cats begging for whipped cream.

#Huh.#📈 Status.

Good morning to gay people in particular. <3

The rest of you...... well, you'll figure it out.

they need to keep the produce and meat cold :[

1awyerup

Well they need to find a better way. To do that. One that doesn't make ME feel like a produce or meat...

#Build better coolers and stop making the WHOLE STORE feel like one...#Somebody get their best guys on this.#📈 Status.#📈 Gigabit.

WHY do they keep it so COLD in the grocery store? Do you NOT want me to shop here? Should I just LEAVE? Are you mad at me???

#📈 Status.

coolvapetricks4

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

#📈 Text.

lakevida

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

#📈 Text.

... I was wondering who used my nail polish.

But it's our birthday, so fine.

#I thought you hated it but WHATEVER.#Heh heh.#📈 Status.

{ telling him yes his dad only mentioned him to bring up sports and girls, or yes his dad only mentioned him to bring up his Mama, leads to a little bit of extra dialogue where he's disappointed but figures his father probably means well. but then he gets sad that his dad doesn't really seem to miss him, the same reaction and dialogue he has when you lie and say his dad never mentioned him at all 😌 }

#📈 OOC.#{OKAY IM DONE NOW I PROMMY}

{ and finally. I tell him no, he does not have a father, while he is high as fuck on the laughy gas :) only a bit of this dialogue changed but i want it all here anyway. }