a rat man in a rat life

[marcustulliuscicero]

are you Rome in 64 AD? cause you’re smoking

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[infectiouspiss]

let me be pervertly clear

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[grindrbooks]

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[1bitewithyellowteeth]

i love coffee but coffee doesnt love me

[revivivivify]

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is