RATS WITH A CHALK DEALER

I live to haunt you with evil doodles and cursed ideas icon by my friend @lingdilong || custom cursor by my friend Daffy find his art at @dafflebee if you like me you should check out my oc blog @a-eo-iu and my starwar blog @maulfucker I have so much art in theres if you love me you should check out my ko-fi

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose commissions are open] did you know. my commissions are open

- I can draw both canon and original characters, just give me references - additional characters and backgrounds add to the minimum price, as you can see if you check the commission option in my kofi - I am not very verbal and these are pretty simple things that I can get done in a couple days to a week, so after accepting the commission I will probably only contact you again when I'm done with it ↳ - on that note! if you have ideas of what you want, tell me when supplying references, or else it'll be too late

some more art examples:

[gargoylegf]

That wasn’t very monastic of you bro

[greater-than-the-sword]

It's because you're always on that cursed tome

[greater-than-the-sword]

The doom scroll, if you will

[n1t6g251436]

[inwardhardar]

[djedsspence]

just woke up from this bad dream where they let men run around on some grass for ninety minutes kicking this spherical object around. thank god that’s not real

[nonbinary-octopus]

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[pealeii]

❌ “friends don’t look at friends like that” devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity

❌ “historians will call them friends” devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love

✅ “do they know its legal now” suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationship—both of which are funny as hell

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[catasters]

[yugirimistwalker]

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

[whirligig-girl]

[dozydawn]

[lew-basnight]

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

[were--ralph]

Splatoon but its werewolves

[were--ralph]

They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.

[were--ralph]

I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.

[the-haiku-bot]

I can make the same

joke 100 times and you

will all enjoy it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh

[the-haiku-bot]

One of these days yall

will see me and haiku-bot

fuckin tbh

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

[phantomoftheshoppera]

oh boy oh boy I sure hope it has opinions about american football

[55five]

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

[dogpuppy]

[tomb-mold]

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering