always i am ceaser

stream of consciousness

[1chab0d-crane]

fyi

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[dogpuppy]

[1chab0d-crane]

have you ever been sixteen in the bronx

[1chab0d-crane]

not gonna lie these mocks are kinda kicking my ass but for someone who averages good grades and is really really shooting to keep them up i revise with all the motivation of someone getting up for a job they hate on a saturday

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[1chab0d-crane]

#mystool

[nahmann]

Richard: They’re just so sophisticated and ethereal, I’m utterly bewitched by their apotheotic synergy blah blah blah

Meanwhile what Judy sees:

[1chab0d-crane]

i’m laughing

[ozempicofficial]

[1chab0d-crane]

a fool

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[1chab0d-crane]

it’s so embarrassing being a rebound. in hindsight it was so obvious but i was so caught up in the moment. i hate him but i miss him so much.

[segamascott]

[1chab0d-crane]

can you get out of my dreams like actually

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[1chab0d-crane]

cuz why is my heart palpitating and physically hurting when the wrong person walks by

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[1chab0d-crane]

cuz how do i have actual real memories and they were so long ago now