i'll do something incredible!

devon. chaotic neutral. entp.

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[lhrry]

happy pride month id like to thank the universe for not making me straight

[plainsolo-blog]

I thank the universe for making me ACE. I never had to sneak around my parents for boys/girls as a teenager. Adults thought I was an angel. :P

[nekoandgecko]

Wow it’s almost as if aces face no discrimination at all, whereas gay/trans people are murdered, beat up, and harassed for being gay/trans pretty much on a daily basis!

[sniffling]

saw the chris hemsworth dick print and lemme tell ya….. thor’s packin that hammer

[sniffling]

[carillonghorn]

[bluepsi]

Ragnorock my world

[memewhore]

[taquito]

wheres jake gyllenhaal

[earthdad]

in our hearts

[karl-steveo]

wish he was in my guts /:

[denisvilleneuve]

Oh my god… they were right. I’m a homo.

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

[plumgall]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

[starsisbig]

rb w what ur local blockbuster was replaced with

mine is a Five Guys

[conundrum-esoterica-deactivated]

ASOUE characters as Vines

Lemony: I love you. Bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you. Bitch.

Violet: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me.

Klaus: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!

Sunny: *cute baby whispering “what?”*

Olaf: WHY ARE U RUNNNING? WHY ARE U RUNNNNNNNING???

Esme: O0oHh you spilled-wawalalawa you spilled lipstick in my Valentino white bag!?!???

[lonely--nobody]

not everyone you meet is meant to stay

[dailywizardwheezes]

“No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.”

[yidquotes]

“What is six million?” When you look at the number you see merely a six followed by six zeros. You don’t see parents and children. You don’t see rabbis, professionals, and workers. You don’t see teachers and eager students. You don’t see communal and cultural institutions which took hundreds of years to develop. “Six million” is just too anonymous a term to convey what was really lost during the Holocaust.

Jack Werber

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[transhuman-priestess]

Let’s celebrate that Ronald Reagan is still dead.

1 note = 1 liter of piss on his grave.

[transhuman-priestess]

People are reblogging this with a bunch of “so much for the tolerant left” bs not realizing that every note they give it pours more weewee on ol’ Ronnie Raygun’s shitty corpse.

[plasticbagastronaut]

Some people might think that dumping piss on Ronald Reagan’s grave is a bad thing. I urge those people to find a free market solution to their problem.

[andalusiapunk]

for $8000 a month i will stop the flow of piss onto ronald wilson reagan’s grave

[tangled-pixel-harpsichord]