Dearest @dearmrsawyer asked me what I thought about 1D as Aussie animals and unsurprisingly I have a lot of thoughts about it.
So, 1D as Aussie Animals!
Our most iconic animal probably and they fall over ALL THE TIME
Can run really fast but looks like the most awkward thing you’ve ever seen on two legs? will get itself into trouble aka a trampoline and then dismount the WORST WAY POSSIBLE but is still okay? Easily startled and doesn’t know what do when it happens (baby kangaroos will jump back into the pouch when startled but haz sorry you’ve been too big for that for a whiiiiile).
look at these happy little fuckers and try to tell me thats not Harry
(side note, stole this image straight from my friends mum who does rescue care for roos)
they have POUCHes??? look at HARRY HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS A POUCH
(this image is specific to harry wanting to have a pouch but like he still wants to hope into a pouch you know he dooooes).
so I am sure this is gonna sound weird but BEAR WITH ME WOMBAT!
Liam is so the Wombat LET ME TELL YOU WHY.
Wombats are generally pretty shy ALA EARLY LIAM. You think he is pretty fucking harmless and oh look at him he is so cute and round and harmless and has floofy curls soft fur and you’re like oh he’s harmless and then he is CAUSING A RUCKUS(getting into dangerous spots, making comfy beds out of cushions not for him, tunnelling into backyards because he wants to get to them).
(wild footage of Liam running from the scene of the crime)
The only thing is that wombat Liam is DEFINITELY NOT TRYING to cause the ruckus he was just looking for some food thank you sorry very much okay.
and then probably doing it all over again accidentally.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW I AGONISED OVER NIALL AND LOUIS AND WENT BACK AND FORTH BECAUSE THERE ARE GOOD REASONS FOR BOTH BUT LOUIS IS OBVS A KOOKABURRA
fancy af and you know it fucking preens
They are territorial but family orientated like SO LOUIS.
AND HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A KOALA GET INTO A TUG OF WAR actually this might not be so accurate because all i can think of is Louis and Liam doing a tug of war over the microphone BUT THE METAPHOR OF IT LOUIS HOLDS ONTO THINGS AND PEOPLE OKAY.
Louis is definitely a Kookaburra (and also Kookaburra’s are one of my fave animals soooo) (but fuck me i considered koala - so cuddly!! and echidna - tries to sell itself as fierce but totally not. omg shit i am already questioning my decision better move onnnn before i change my mind again)
okay I went back and forth on this and louis a lot because like yes, no, yes no fuck should niall be a kookaburra (laugh, kookaburra laugh) BUT I AM GOING TO STICK WITH KOALA LET ME TELL YOU WHY.
actually very touchy okay (niall going in for a hug or goofing around with people and okay i am still sticking with this. leading to
everyone wants a hug with one(you know you doooo)
neeeeeeeds familiarity. niall-i-made-my-houses-look-the-same vs a koala who literally WONT EAT LEAVES FROM OUTSIDE OF IT’S AREA
Koalas have strong butts okay maybe i am reaching here BUT WE HAVE SEEN THOSE TIGHT PANTS NIALL WEARS NOW IT FITS
You’ll never know if there’s actually a platypus in the pond just like you’ll never really know where Zayn was.
I hope you enjoyed this as much as i diiiid Jamila thank you so much for this ask!!
