Hi.

I'm awesome.

[melonmemes]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

me having not left my house yet: god i cant wait to get back home

[teenagerposts]

plot twist: victoria has no secret

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nope-deactivated20130709]

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

[pukicho]

[toastbutteregg]

make!! every!! bite!! count!!!

[dreamsensitive]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country

[spongebob-closeups]

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[generallyunskilled]

Lemony Snicket: here’s a bunch of novels about children in sad, abusive, age inappropriate and sometimes outright dangerous or violent situations. They are placed in these situations because every adult that is supposed to be taking care of them or is in a position of power is ridiculously incompetent at best and willfully ignorant at worst.

Me, aged ten: okay, me too. I am going to consume all thirteen of these novels in a month and make them a large part of my personality for the rest of my life. No we are not going to acknowledge that I relate to the main characters. That’s a problem for later me.

[acidcitypoets]

you didn't choose to be into arson, you read a series of unfortunate events as a child

[forever90s]

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[animusrox]

[toastbutteregg]

list of things to do when you’re sad:

eat chocolate

listen to music

order pizza

buy new clothes

watch movies

masturbate

[forever-memes]

Thanks, Gandalf.