a series of dogshit events. just absolute fucking awful events. like jesus christ you are taking the piss type events
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a series of dogshit events. just absolute fucking awful events. like jesus christ you are taking the piss type events
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, 2004, dir. Brad Silberling
“I will love you no matter how your soccer team performed in the tournament or how many stains I received on my cheerleading uniform.” -LS to BB #5
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snicket twins + urban loneliness
as part of @asouefanworkevent 's woevember event <3
olaf: ow, i stubbed my toe! olaf: time to kidnap some rich orphans about it
Have you seen Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)?
Yes
No
Haven’t even heard of this movie
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lemonys
the four lemony snicket figures from atwq books
in the asoue universe, it may or may not be our real world and there may or may not be real earth culture there, but you bet your ass everyone is jewish
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handler's intro page absolutely delights me ....
Daniel Handler is the author of seven novels, including Why We Broke Up, We Are Pirates, All The Dirty Parts and, most recently, Bottle Grove.
As Lemony Snicket, he is responsible for numerous books for children, including the thirteen-volume A Series of Unfortunate Events, the four-volume All the Wrong Questions, and The Dark, which won the Charlotte Zolotow Award.
Mr. Snicket’s first book for readers of all ages, Poison for Breakfast, was published by Liveright/W.W. Norton in 2021.
Handler has received commissions from the San Francisco Symphony, Berkeley Reperatory Theater and the Royal Shakespeare Company, and has collaborated with artist Maira Kalman on a series of books for the Museum of Modern Art in New York, and with musicians Stephin Merritt (of the Magnetic Fields), Benjamin Gibbard (of Death Cab for Cutie), Colin Meloy (of the Decemberists) and Torquil Campbell (of Stars).
His books have sold more than 70 million copies and have been translated into 40 languages, and have been adapted for film, stage and television, including the recent adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events for which he was awarded both the Peabody and the Writers Guild of America awards.
He lives in San Francisco with the illustrator Lisa Brown, to whom he is married and with whom he has collaborated on several books and one son.
books page:
Daniel Handler Writes novels.
The Basic Eight
Watch Your Mouth
Adverbs
Why We Broke Up
We Are Pirates
All the Dirty Parts
Bottle Grove
Poison for Breakfast
And not novels.
Weather, Weather
Girls Standing on Lawns
Hurry Up and Wait
Books for the Holidays.
The Baby In The Manger
The Lump of Coal
The Latke Who Couldn’t Stop Screaming
Assorted and sundry.
Goldfish Ghost
The Bad Mood and The Stick
Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid
The Composer Is Dead
13 Words
The Dark
Swarm of Bees
And one as the Pope.
How To Dress For Every Occasion
All while penning children’s books as Lemony Snicket.
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
All the Wrong Questions
the most fascinating thing about lemony snicket is that i believe he sincerely thinks that he's normal and his experiences are average
maturity is when you realise that lemony snicket is not just a sarcastic narrator, he is the most fucked up little man in the entire series actually
so why, in-universe, did the baudelaire parents call their life story 'a series of unfortunate events', and did lemony know about this when he named our series that?
I want whatever Lemony Snicket was on when he came up with the phrase “Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity” like I just know he was pissing himself laughing as he wrote a baby saying it