I've Got One Fuck Left

And it's not for you

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

[pandalavalamp]

with somebody who loves me

[fluffysheeps]

Festive bulb 🎄

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[redchrominance]

stihs eht ffo naelc rm

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[ihearttheythemcock420]

women who dykespread keep up the good work

[uprising-trolls]

the other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobia’s local in game chat

featuring pepsiman

[zant]

the fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[psikonauti]

Alligator eyes shining in the sunset, Myakka River State Park, Florida

[nahlma]

give thonks

[nahlma]

[awed-frog]

anyway

[botanical-artistry]

[financeswithwolves]

girl's night

[deliriumcrow]

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

[brinnanza]

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[shittymoviedetails]

In Avengers: Endgame, there is a graphic sex scene between Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel. This is a subtle nod to the fact that I torrented the wrong movie.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

You’re telling me that there’s an Avengers movie out there that passes the Bechdel test?

[release-the-sheep]

[nicolas-px]

Get To Know Me Meme Favorite TV Shows ↳Dr. Who [1/?]

[nicolas-px]

which one?

[dankmemeuniversity]